Casey

your pets favorite person

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

The connoisseur

[Casey @SpookyFox8]

@_nhlsharks OMG CONGRATS!!!

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mark Zuckerberg didn’t sell his first user data until he was 28

Bill Gates didn’t get connected with a wealthy Wall Street financier in New York until he was 55

Nancy Pelosi didn’t make her first options trade until age 77

Relax, you still have time

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs

[Carter @carso0onnn]

imagine being in the MCU in 2019 and yo starting franchise quarterback gets snapped out of existence

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Volume off because you could hear the ball quack in the air

[Reductress @Reductress]

Mitch McConnell to Join Upcoming Senate Vote via Ouija Board

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[Falco Lombardi 🇭🇹🇨🇺🇵🇪 @FalcoSmoothie]

The Marlins broadcast on a balmy September evening in Denver, Colorado

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Nephew hit me up saying he wanna learn how to play Tekken so I basically just did this to him for two hours straight

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

It’s over for me in some regards but that just frees me up to do other things

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Aye man keep those Sophie Cunningham swimsuit pics off my TL

[NYJ Brick 🧱 @NYJBrick]

Drake Maye as soon as he plays a team over .500

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?