Fox Mulder

Ex-FBI Agent haunted by a past. There is only one person I trust and that is my former partner Dana Scully @starbuck2302 #TheTruthIsStillOutThere (X-Files RP)

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers think I'm going to have to pass. Any way can get my juevos to go?

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Whoa! *puts up my hand* Aaand I think that's my cue. Guys, I appreciate the offer on Stooges night? But I>

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers My...*does circle with my hand* My what, Scully?

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers So what other kind of gossip from the office is going on in the ladies bathroom cooler?

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers you go to talk gossip?

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Ok now you've got me curious. So that whole having to go to the bathroom in numbers isn't really a myth? >

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers really wanted to see my concealed weapon? I mean did she tell you this or...

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Wait. You're kidding right? Holly? *chuckles* I mean she's nice and all but..*gives Scully a look* She>

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers What?? Who?! Look, I swear guys this is news to me. I'm officially a born again virgin.

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@LGMTruthSeekers @Starbuck2302 Hey, hey *points* Now that...is a low blow.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Why did I...and how exactly did we change the topic of this conversation?

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Like I said, I wasn't running *pauses* I was avoiding. There's a difference.

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@LGMTruthSeekers @Starbuck2302 Melvin, you really know how to break the bro code. I was NOT running.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Like I said, you would pass. Me? They would send to rehab.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers *looks you up and down and smirks* You look....fit to me. Junk food be damned.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers thing? I'm the one who eats cheeseburgers and French fries.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Scully, why would you be afraid of it? You're the one who eats that tofutti...what was it rice ice cream>

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers a spokesperson for physical fitness.

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers *glares at Frohike* And just what are you implying short stack? You don't exactly look like you should be>

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@Starbuck2302 @LGMTruthSeekers Tests? *looks at Scully* Oh you mean to get re-certified for a weapon and all that?