Sammy Spooner

check out my minecraft asmr

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever made (aot spoilers kinda)

[Autumn moon @lunarautumn_]

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨

Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive.

He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN.

INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS.

BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

Why did iCarly make toaster ovens out to be like they were gonna solve all of society’s issues?

[Equality Ohio @EqualityOhio]

Ohio Lawmakers have introduced a worse version of Don’t Say Gay that expands to include K-12th grade. Call Speaker Cupp and tell him to STOP HB 616:

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

Are you ever talking to someone and they give you a side quest?

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

I had a dream last night that my mom told me to listen to the fresh n fit podcast and it made me really sad

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

Harry Potter be like:
“You’re not allowed to be walking around at night, so as punishment, we’re gonna make you walk around at night in an unfamiliar forest”

[OhioUniversityPolice @oupolice]

Following up on the crime alert we posted on 10/18/21, Ohio University Police Department is seeking help identifying the individual shown in the attached footage. We don't know if he is a student at Ohio University or not. Anyone with information is asked to call 740.593.1911.

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

Socks are just condoms for your feet

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

There will be too many superbowl commercials trying to make a relatable 🤪 joke about covid/ zoom calls

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

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“Meat n potato” men travel in herds

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My uncle was the cotton candy man in the Victorious Christmas episode. Here’s him with Ari 😎😎

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

You ever think about what you would do with your dog during the apocalypse and get SUPER stressed out?

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

It’s taken me 3 days and counting to watch and hour long lecture

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

One of my favorite hobbies is BUMPING Will Smith down Herrick Park and thinkingof all the old people I’m pissing off

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

People who brush their teeth but not their tongue are getting their privileges taken away

[Sammy Spooner @SpoonerSammy]

AYO 🔊🔊JOOSE CHECK