Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?.

Dave 👓
West Ham ⚒️
Exmoor🐎
Plumber🔧
Unapologetically British 🇬🇧
Down with this sort of thing.

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@HorseGirl Are you not board yet?

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@StanCollymore Almost as impressive as the old Hotel End at Northampton.

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@YourSouthend Stab vest.

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@metoffice Yeah yeah, so is it going to rain, or what.

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@ZiaYusufUK @AaronBastani Coroner, Pathology, Police, all getting their stories straight ?
Anyone smell a cover up?

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@JuliaHB1 When is it Fat Hairy Arsed Plumber month?

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@jk_rowling @eNeecie Not in my house. I get questioned if I use an extra half an onion.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Don't forget you vendy bendy Bully.

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@BigBearF1 Do the wanker sign.

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@toxiccowboy1 Ta very much chuck.

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@timothy_stanley Five fold.

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@timothy_stanley Can we add West Ham stay up and Spurs go down to that?

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Two Questions:
1 - Why is Andy Burnham popular?.
2 - Is Andy Burnham popular?

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@RobertJenrick Hi Robert.
I'm a big fat hairy arsed opinionated plumber who is expert at putting the world to rights.
When do I start?

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@LorraineHorn11 @ManOfKent15 Yes.

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@Fatbaldbloke1 Chris Bryant did it in his pants.

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@thecoastguy Ignore questioning tweets.

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@thecoastguy Zippy once worked as a Parliamentary Aid to Ted Heath. (I think?)

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@afneil That's very convenient.