Matt Sprayberry

I'm a professional flipper of burgers.

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Watching dances mom's is cancerous #ThanksAmanda

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Me: "Reddit is the shit."
Them: "Why did you stop using twitter?"
Me: "Why don't you go on reddit?"
*end conversation*

#NoFriendZone

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02 red wings were better than the 16 warriors #OKBye

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@CowGames579 your the true MVP

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@imae23 @mandysue333 hint hint what?

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Hell yea brother

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Only tweet when I'm drunk sorry I'm not srry

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Where's the hook up on real moonshine? No I don't want your ever clear bs

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Busted buster

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@boatymane solving one crime at a time #RentARailroadCop

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Well that was embarrassing...

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Lj scott... omg.

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What good is the iPhone 7 without a auxiliary port. #iPhone7 #SuckMyAss

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Who the fuck are these sportscasters

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NBC collegiate coverage is shit

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Queue the drunk tweets

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It's time... GO GREEN!

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Shout out to Nebraska for edging out Oregon. Glad to see the big ten win.

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I've been tempted to do something like this to someone before lol

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CENTRAL MICHIGAN OMG