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I'm reading through an S-1...
Company has $421,844,000 in Goodwill
$889,854,000 Intangibles
$1,362,950,000 "Shareholder Equity"

Combined Holdings loses $159,699,000... a year...

They are Licensing an AI software and paying $502,740,000 million up front for it...
This is a scam...
.@SECPaulSAtkins

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@dsonoiki They miss part of the female angle to this though. There are a ton of smokeshows that are from small towns that are “the first in the family” to go to college and rich dealership bro is the ticket to get out of smalltown hell for them or other similar circumstances.

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@FreddyLA7 America has always been at the forefront of diner innovation. You just have to be here to see it. We are completely unafraid to experiment when it comes to food.

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@ShamashAran None of them seem to think their child might be the one to solve the climate crisis? Quite illuminating…

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@Costco WHO CAME UP WITH THE VARIETY PACK? WHERE IS THIS PERSON I NEED TO ADDRESS? I DON'T WANT FRITOS AND CHEETOS I DON'T WANT BLUEBERRY POPPIS. HOW DO I SEND YOU MARKET SIGNALS WHEN YOU BUNDLE THINGS I DO NOT WANT WITH THINGS I DO WANT???

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@DelusionPosting The funniest thing about Wakanda, is the royalty live in an ivory tower while their “buddies” live in mud huts working as goat herders.

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@Oilfield_Rando I don't even get the whole "average person" thing. The average person has 100 IQ and half the population is dumber than that. Don't be average kids.

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@ReviewsPossum Nonsense, graduation rates and grades have never been higher. Isnt that what matters???

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@JoblessMick @realcountlustig There is no AC on the ranch or on the gridiron. Not to mention baseball is stupid serious even for middle schoolers all summer long.

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@MaxandBaz @X Please tell me more about this fine specimen.

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@pmarca I'm currently ignoring my tech portfolio to avoid reinforcing negative emotions.

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@frogNscorpion I like how administrative assistant is interchangeable with "scientist" for the purpose of attention grabbing headlines.

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@VladTheInflator Lucky here, unlucky in life...

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@CoreyLewis86 Choose wisely western man

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@PeztyMerc @bumbadum14 This is me getting a variance approved

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@menhguin Their job is to make eye catching headlines and appear to be smart. It makes more sense in that context. The fee industry is just about gathering and retaining assets.

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@FearTheFloof Cargo shorts...

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@Oilfield_Rando WTF are those even for though?...
Is there something inside there attached to the floor?

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@infantrydort

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