Spreadsheet Ninja

I opine.

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@ParikPatelCFA There’s also a 100% correlation between Bitcoin ETF investing and farting in your hand.

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@JHartley2 @sweatystartup Scientists are now looking at distilling oils from the ball sweat of @sweatystartup to use in place of blubber.

Let’s save the whales. 🐳

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@surface Graph paper

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@VivekGRamaswamy But Colorado has almost as much moose as the top of your head!

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@surface CSV

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Hey @bing I’m looking for new running shoes. Not a single one of these e-commerce websites is legit. All are fraudsters. I reported https://t.co/VXB3EC9r9v to your @MicrosoftShops Edge plugin and more sites are popping up. Make it stop!

@newbalance — love your 1080s :)

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@CathieDWood What do you know about “offset strategies”?

ARK doesn’t hedge.

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@surface Spreadsheet ninjas

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Do better @CNBC @ArjunKharpal

There’s no fundamental basis for #bitcoin’s value and citing obscene price action from crypto “execs” is irresponsible.

“@SpredsheetNinja, a crypto-skeptic “exec” says #Bitcoin fundamentally worthless.”

Stop ruining lives

https://t.co/30eCwNRpvt

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@ParikPatelCFA @crazyclipsonly He’s ‘perfectly comfortable’ with 8% eaten up by a shark.

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Sending a prepaid @fedex at @walgreens is extremely frustrating.

The store couldn’t print my label off, even though there’s a FedEx Onsite.

The solution: screen-shot the PDF label, print a $0.40 photo of the label at the photo kiosk, buy a $3 envelope, scotch tape photo/label

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@bradford_hardin @SMB_Attorney It would be close minded to say they haven’t found their “fit”. Work relationships are two-way streets. Grit and quit are choices. A lawyer with many clients can fire or quit when the “juice isn’t worth the squeeze”. But most careers are fragile with one client, one employer.

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@Microsoft @surface Cool, but will AI jokes be funny, or just Surface-level Word plays...

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@adrian_horning_ Zap away. Thank you!

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@surface self-effacing.

You’re welcome. Again, paid sponsorships are available… ;)

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@surface It was… I’m a bad influencer. Sponsorships available! 😉

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@MarkZucker_ @ElonMuskAOC #Zuckbucks

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@surface It’s like vegetarian vegetables.

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@ParikPatelCFA @sweatystartup Haha. Status leveling is a such a lame playbook for relevance and attention.

Right, mi amigo Elon? @elonmusk