Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band

{he/him} Musican 'n Twitch Affiliate. Oregon Trail Twitchplays with live, improvised music. IG: @springbolives FB: /springbolives

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

Join me on Discord to talk strategy during the Oregon Trail stream. Twitch subscribers will also get access to unreleased Springbo songs! https://t.co/YYeQ7FuNrW

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Call 959-SPRINGB for the Truth

6/22

#Duderonomy #AlbumOfTheSummer #SurfRock

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

Moon Slamson is my favorite NBA player in the game right now. I really enjoy Mr. Slamson’s game, I mean 50 points in the last 1 games is just incredible! Better than LeBron? Discuss below 👇#lebron #basketball

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

Cardi B is short for Cardigan B

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

My favorite Christmas song is “Santa Started Saying ‘Ho’ 4 Times Instead of 3 and That Caused Me to Stop Believing In God.”

#christmas #christmaswarrior #waronchristmas

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Me if I’m ever asked to swear an oath on some book or some shit:

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

Catch me at my November shows!

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

@Personally_Ash Me if I was able to make it to your first paid standup gig

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

@danasaurxxrawr You and @JennistarkM might get along but your account is private and I don’t know if she’ll see this.

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@danasaurxxrawr Meet baby or else!

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Imagine being a daddy long legs spider. Just bopping about. Eating bugs, occasionally. Pretty much every day of your life has been the same so far. It’s tolerable. Then one day you bump into a fucking colossus that emits the loudest noise you’ve ever heard and the lights go out.

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Ope, link was broken: https://t.co/abZqJoKzvw

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

It takes 6,811,145 streams on @tiktok_us for me to make $10.

It's also @Bandcamp Friday this Friday (Oct. 7). So why not go support your favorite band?

I got these stats from my own data. You can play with my data to see for yourself how bad it is.

https://t.co/5yz9sCdRlR

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https://t.co/IQFxpRHuDi
https://t.co/2P7sZ37ilm
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@warmh20penguin @HeheWaitWhut Could this be because of https://t.co/8q3BkXmk7u

This is from me Duck Duck Going while I took a shit, so whatever.

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Oh I forgot “He Didn’t Walk On Water, He Surfed It”

[Springbo - America's #1 Stay-At-Home Band @SpringboLives]

I’ve been writing a Christian surf rock album. Might start a corresponding cult. Here’s the track list:

O Ride That Wave
He Wiped Out For Our Sins
Duderotomy
Holy Water Should Be Salty
Jonah and the Wave
Pipeline Confessional
Surf Most High
Cowabunga Chorus

#JesusIsLord

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I forgot the name of that guy who made Facebook and we’re going to keep it that way. Mark… Grummel??

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I LIKE RHOMBUS

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@reaperblog The devil has arriven!

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❌ “The Little Mermaid”
✅ “The Giant Fucking Mermaid”