Rory Byrne

That'll do, me aul' mucs... that'll do.

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@Glinner @MrNishKumar @haveigotnews The human brain is divided into two hemispheres: the left, and the Nish.

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@HazelAppleyard Vapes

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@jeanfreefreep @TadhgHickey Fuck the Zio's what?

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@JeremyBake4669 @TheRealJamieKay Marry my heterosexual ass, y'pervert.

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@totalbampot @Inevitablewest Handcuffing a dude who’s been stabbed 5 times and then letting him bleed to death because he’s white is an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone.

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@shaunahair In French, please.

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@shaunahair

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@shaunahair Is that a 'nul points' or 'douze points' reply?

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@L1st3r1981 @TadhgHickey Oh no we're not, Richard!

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@jeanfreefreep @TadhgHickey Heroin, more like. 💉

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@shaunahair What if I represented myself as the candidate for Sinn Fein/Shankill Road Eurodivision?

Would that work?

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@shaunahair Charity begins at home, then your gaff.

In that order.

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@shaunahair Hang on... Israel or Eurovision?

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@shaunahair Oy vey! 🤨

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@shaunahair I'm thinking of representing Israel in next year's Eurovision now.

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@shaunahair

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@shaunahair Coz I still know how to swim.

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@shaunahair Do I need help?

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@shaunahair ... and thank God you gave that a like ☝🏻

[Rory Byrne @Springhiller]

@shaunahair Well thank God for that, y'waggin. 🤭