Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU?

Catholic. Books. video editor, building @the_rynel on instagram

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

Lines from books that make me feel things

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

@Munachimsoooo Oh okay okay. I fess fear🤣

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

Which lubge first?

[MunafromTravelletters @Munachimsoooo]

People that covert to Naira when you travel with them, avoid them at all cost.

“50$ for uber ride and it’s same distance from Maitama to Lugbe and it’s just 5k”

This is why UKVI will ask if you are a dependent during visa application to save your friends from your “frugality”

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Convicted sex offender bagging a chieftancy title less than 6 months after serving his jail term.

At this rate, we will resume using abacus and eventually return to using stones to make our fires.

[🇦🇷 Amaterasu: Ama-no-iwato arc @GirlTucci]

Don’t ever assume the president doesn’t know what’s going on.
He’s a master of weaponized incompetence
He knows
And he’s wicked

[Chinwendu Nwangwa @msnwangwa]

This man wasn’t doing as great before his prison sentence.

Now, post prison time, this man who went to jail for sexually assaulting and abusing a child is getting gifts and accolades.

It’s almost as if he is being compensated for the having faced consequences (which are mild in my opinion) for his vile CRIMINAL behaviour.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Adding your onions when your noodles is about to dry up so it'll still be crunchy when you're eating>>>>

[Jemima @JemimaOsunde]

If you spend money on me (especially for my birthday) and then come back to say you were thinking of BETTER things you could’ve used the money for, I will bite you, your mummy and your daddy.

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

David, resign and start farming beans, so your wife starts selling Akara.

Fool

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“My Mother Sold Akara and My Father Was a Farmer. The First Lady’s Advice Is Genuine, Everyone Won’t Be Bankers”

~ Minister for Works, David Umahi Defends First Lady Remi Tinubu

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Hey everyone, Bayo Onanuga told you the Tinubu government didn't know about that agency.

But way back in 2015, they were already using it to funnel money through fake projects, overseas training, and events worldwide.

It was a total free-for-all for them. Just imagine something, write a memo, and the money's approved and split among them. This isn't the only agency like this; there are tons more.

The Chief of Staff, SGF, CBN, NASS Leadership, and others all have their own agencies that give them monthly kickbacks.

This is just the beginning... I hope your notification bell is ON.

You've got to help make sure corruption is totally wiped out in Nigeria, and you can do your part by sharing this post so 500k Nigerians see it.

Let's go...

[The Force! @Orifunke]

When he sent her money before and during NYSC, she wasn't anxious. When he placed her on monthly allowance, she wasn't anxious. Not once did she ask him to stop because she was anxious. E reach her turn, anxiety showed up. Okay na 😂😂😂

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

A country that laughs at everything will eventually become foolish.

Jola, 2026. Tinubu has proved her right

[Sparkle has her PVC, DO YOU? @Sprkl3_]

You’re stupid

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Nigeria enrages me.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i hope that stingy babe from that zikoko article settles in bed tonight after reading the comments and quotes from the tweet and gets enveloped in an overwhelming amount of shame.

[Nans @nansbello]

When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

If it was about financial anxiety and she really loves him as she claims, why wasn’t she anxious about him splurging his own money on her? Why didn’t she turn down some of his gifts and encourage him to be frugal?

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

A frugal person won’t allow you spend your money anyhow too.

She’s okay going on expensive dates and collecting his money without considering frugality but draws the line at hers.

Please e ma pe l’obo fun mi, I know her name.

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

Lmaooo stop itttttt. There is no story pls she’s a stingy fuck and she has no empathy at all. She needs to date a stingy guy so they can live happily. Don’t happily take from a generous person then confidently say “yes I know I’m a stingy person”

Fuck offff

[Doccy🎙️ @doccybaibee]

That Tomisin babe no love that Dayo guy at all. She only came back to beg after three month cos she tested waters and couldn’t find anyone like Dayo.

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

PRESS STATEMENT: - NDC Demands Immediate Sack of Chief of Staff to the President, Femi Gbajabiamila Over Massive Corruption Scandal Involving Fake Agency and Sale of Appointments.