Fiona

The old woman who lives in a shoe. Expert procrastinator. Likes gluing shiz to other shiz.

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@heather_sinead I thought it sounded like Zoe Lyons as well :o)

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

Oh yes I did #TeamOUsport

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

I'm just going to say it. I love Tess's suit 😆 They must have sacked the old stylist that hated her this series #strictly

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

I want @chrismccausland's Stone Temple Pilots hoodie #strictly

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@lucyportercomic @bigedwards 😆😆😆 I think multigenerational quiz teams probably have the best success rates, I know looooooooads more than him! He's mostly annoyed he couldn't remember all of the contestants on the first series of Taskmaster!

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

No. 2 son has gone to a pub quiz tonight with hopes of winning. Unfortunately for him he's spotted that @lucyportercomic and @bigedwards are also there so it's fair to say he's got no chance 😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

I know it doesn't need to be said (it is assumed) but I'll say it anyway: Shut up Tess!

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@Rylan Turning up for the horsey dancing was the highlight.

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@scottygb The man is a machine. And will never be cooler than when he turned up for the horsey dancing in full equestrian regalia

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

Andrew Cotter's commentary is making me guffaw. That's right, I said guffaw #ClosingCeremony

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod 😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

I could do that #ClosingCeremony

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@scottygb I was convinced it was 😬

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod The first of Team USA’s 17 boats?

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

So far the opening ceremony reminds me of a cheese dream. So many shimmer curtains. Did they fall for an offer on Temu? #OpeningCeremony

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod I’m enjoying their occasional asides though. And at least Trevor Nelson’s not there 😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod It’s batshit, isn’t it? 😆😆😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

@foetalgod Especially this guy on the piano. My dad and I are having a giggle about it 😆

[Fiona @SproutOfWrath]

The weather 😬 #OpeningCeremony