Joel

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[Joel @Spudshep]

I’d like a one way ticket to the middle of nowhere so I don’t have to interact with people for a while, please and thanks

[Joel @Spudshep]

Is it just a general aim for the majority of people now to be insufferable? Because you’re all doing an incredible job

[Joel @Spudshep]

to say I’m ready for a day off is an understatement

[Joel @Spudshep]

my last day off was 27 days ago

[Joel @Spudshep]

People my age that insist on going to Disneyland are to be avoided at all costs

[Joel @Spudshep]

I feel like there’s a correlation between owning a ‘wolfdog’ and a childhood of bullying

[Joel @Spudshep]

I’ve had the nicest birthday, blessed with the best mates, family and girlfriend a man could ask for

[Joel @Spudshep]

Well today is going to be incredibly long, if I could just fall back to sleep that would be excellent

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

brother may I have some eggnog

[Joel @Spudshep]

Proving myself right again in under 10 hours - countdown begins now

[Joel @Spudshep]

Killed the first show of 50, best tech team

[Joel @Spudshep]

Well at least I’ll finish work in 15 hours

[Joel @Spudshep]

I just attempted to watch the YouTube 2018 rewind and I couldn’t even finish the video, i don’t even want to live on this planet anymore

[Joel @Spudshep]

Sort of wishing I had the time to fix the heating, fuck this

[Joel @Spudshep]

It’s a box of fucking tissues, pipe down

[Danny Dyer Bot @dannydyerbot]

I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm about to meet Britain's filthiest emos

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Proof that people who wear fur look like c*nts.

[Joel @Spudshep]

I can safely say that mauling your testicles on handlebars is not a good way to start the day