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Epic emerald top laner in the league of legends - will totally hit master next season (not cope i pinky promise)

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My favorite subway sandwich is sweet onion chicken teriyaki on white bread, toasted, with marble cheese, cucumbers, tomato, lettuce, red onions, green peppers, and spicy mustard sauce.

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@InsightfulLoL

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@InsightfulLoL pov its szn 16 and you're in 1k lp "low masta" and phreak makes a live announcement in game that says that lp gains will be adjusted from +11/-26 to +9/-28 and you release a sigh and say "this is my last season" knowing well enough you are trapped in this painful loop forever.

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If any native german speakers read this, shut up I tried

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Diese Kurslektüren weiterhin härter verstehen bekommen…

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Why does duolingo have more material for Klingon and High Valyrian (made up fantasy languages) than Hindu, a real language with hundreds of millions of speakers and over ten million people learning it on the platform…

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John 1: “Oh man, is I ran real?”

John 2: “Yeah man, I ran is real”

Jon 3: “Jeg smalt penisen min inn i bildøren”

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Real karma isn’t that you’re more likely to fail for being a dick, it’s that when you do eventually fail, no one is going to feel bad for you.

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I bet 90% of the people who are like “this album changed my life” go back to sitting alone in their room listening to music and scrolling twitter immediately after, like bro ur life stayed PRECISELY the same

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First time Emerald

Been playing really consistent recently, I feel like I’ve found my identity as a player

Most important things were
1. stable champ pool
2. not playing 10+ games/day
3. good mental

(I know it’s on alt acc, but I’ve played ranked on it for like 3 splits now)

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@Drututt I’d love to see Avengers assemble team where you have 5 globals and all go in with like a coordinated plan. It could be like tf and panth bot, galio mid, nocturne or briar jg and shen top

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Why chase girls when you can back into men

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Why are tv ads so much better in Japan and Korea, they're actually fun and high effort whereas western tv ads are just "look at how thoughtful and righteous we are" or "isn't this sad, can we all cry now ((buy our product))"

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League is a 16 year old game, but god forbid you alt tab in loading screen with a modern pc, or your game will shit itself for 30 seconds or just straight up crash xdd

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Lucian player cannon event going 0/3 in lane and just rage split while solo losing game

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After trying online dating for a few months now, I can confirm that playing league all day is in fact not the worst thing you can do with your time!

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Gosh darn it sucks its april 1st today

I have so many based hot take tweets I swear I just need to wait till tomorrow to post them so everyone knows im serious i swear guys i swear!

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People always want what they can’t have.

I tell someone to stay awake for a day and they ask if they can sleep…

Then I make them sleep and they ask when they can wake up…

So entitled 🤦

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@SlayzKiana We should both cosplay our most played league champ I’ll go first

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@HANCXCK Finally riot give us an incentive to play 15 games a day on 30 different accounts (I definitely wasn’t doing that anyway)

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Is every women perma paranoid about their relationship like all the time? I swear men rightfully get made fun of for this kinda stuff idk

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@Rhaasty__Boi @Dexerto He think he da Bus