Mike “Spunk Nutz” Schmidt

Part time Snake Charmer
Ray Kerr Enthusiast
Kewan Lacy Enjoyer

[Mike “Spunk Nutz” Schmidt @Spunk_Nutz180]

God please get me the fuck back to Oxford.

[Mike “Spunk Nutz” Schmidt @Spunk_Nutz180]

Was supposed to go to this chick’s house tn, but ended up playing Minecraft with my buddy. Duality of a man

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@hayw00djabl0m3 Looks like a mess only a guy who has a dog could make

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@kewanLacyLegacy

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@kewanLacyLegacy Ulysses Borgley

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@WelfareWarlock_ What a build the kid has developed. #bigred

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If Lindsay Clancy had post partum depression, does that earn her another year of eligibility in the NCAA?

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Daequan at the bar. #expand

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@WelfareWarlock_ does this count? #dallaskaplan

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@MALEMKC Do you ever shut the fuck up?

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@ERICTAYLOR67 @MikeEisenburg11 #dallaskaplan stolen valor

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@FriarDuh @Karl_Loggjammin @ERICTAYLOR67 Just a kid having fun and you brought looks into it. At the end of the day you are the loser in this situation. Go back to League of Legends in Mommas basement you fat ugly fuck😂✌️

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@FriarDuh @Karl_Loggjammin @ERICTAYLOR67 Only thing attractive about you is your gravitational pull you fat ass bitch

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@FriarDuh @Karl_Loggjammin @ERICTAYLOR67 “If my kid ever looked like you I’d…” Nigga shut yo porky ass up😂 #bitch

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@FriarDuh @Karl_Loggjammin @ERICTAYLOR67 lil bitch boy last time your team was relevant was when Brady was tongue punching his kids while his wife was getting porked by Julio Jones. I’ll spare your ass too because Drake Baldwin owns your poverty franchise

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@Karl_Loggjammin @FriarDuh @ERICTAYLOR67 @FriarDuh fuck Boston lil bitch ass nigga😂✌️ gay ass faggot shit in your bio too (I’m 5, 10 btw)

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@ERICTAYLOR67 Glad to see he’s back in mid semester form

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Chris Sale just let his nuts hang in Dolly Parton’s name

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Uber driver said she had two little monkeys.
Thought she meant two adopted black kids.
#yikes

[Mike “Spunk Nutz” Schmidt @Spunk_Nutz180]

You missed the first 3 days of Chi Psi pledgeship. Chop chop buddy better hurry on the the #lodge