Shaun Rowe

When my time here on earth is through and all my actions have passed. I ask that they bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass!

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

Hey asshole @aaron_clarey, just finished your book. I give it 2 middle fingers up. Totally explains why I am the way I am and why people and culture bore and annoy me.
147 IQ
49 of 50 on Wonderlic Test

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We make your tax rate your body fat percentage

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@JLucroy20 MLB like all sports that can be bet on are WWE. You know it but can't admit it.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

If @aaron_clarey was a dog.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

Mia Khalifa's butthole

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

All professional athletes are paid actors in a rigged sport. NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL all the equivalent of professional wrestling. I can't even watch baseball anymore, it's so bad and obvious.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@ChrisWillx Only women and feminine men use the word partner referring to relationships.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@MayorFrey George Floyd died of Covid. Ask the Minnesota Dept of Health.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

Today we remember the day George Floyd died of Covid.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@FWPlayboy @JackNapierNot Kiana Tom, Leeann Tweeden and Bobbie Phillips back in the day on ESPN before school.............

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Most men are not interested in dating. They want to do their hobbies, drink, and be left alone.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@CaudilloNuclear Dating women should be like a part time job. You spend 4 hours with them and you get laid as payment. Then they leave you alone till your next scheduled work day.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@katebushsuprfan Just the thought of your student loan debt that you'll never pay off with that degree, makes me horny.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@Polymarket HR Departments are as useless as that annoying thing that is connected to a pussy.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

"Women just don't like Men that much" - @aaron_clarey

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Women don't like Men who like them

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

Save @stephanicci at all costs.

[Rachel Wilson @Rach4Patriarchy]

OK, I will say that I have noticed a link between morbid obesity and being a Disney adult

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Imagine having boobs and losing to a Playstation for man’s attention 😭😭

Like how annoying do you have to be?

[JWaller7 @Waller7J]

The most expensive thing you own is a bad habit.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

@CaudilloNuclear Attention is like oxygen to women.

[Shaun Rowe @SpunkinBronuts]

You're gonna need to step up your game @stephanicci.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

mob of white women swarms overturned starbucks truck in mass looting spree on I-95