Tottenham da Depressão

Perfil humorístico e informativo sobre a equipe mais sofredora de toda a Premier League (talvez do mundo), o Tottenham.

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[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS🏆🎶🎶
TOT⚪🐓1 X 0🔴👹MUN
#COYS #bilbao2025

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

JP & Micky in defense 😎🇳🇱

Congrats on signing for @SpursOfficial 🤍

#NothingLikeOranje #FIFAWorldCup

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Tottenham anuncia oficialmente o zagueiro van Hecke destaque do Brighton
Bem vindo🇳🇱

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Jan Paul van Hecke ✍️

🔗 https://t.co/iNaRYrJTlB

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Partida absurda de Kane e Inglaterra vence na estreia da copa

[England @England]

Our @FIFAWorldCup campaign is up and running! 👏

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Ziquei pra caralho,mandaram a cobrança voltar e ele guardou

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Inacreditável Harry Kane perdeu um pênalti

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Inacreditável Harry Kane perdeu um pênalti

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Tottenham set to open talks with Newcastle for Sandro Tonali after van Hecke, Robertson and Senesi done.

Tonali, keen on the move as exclusively revealed. Reports of Tonali using Spurs to open doors to other clubs described as not true.

🎥➕ https://t.co/skhWvoFsS3

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Fabrizio Romano também já postou o seu icônico "Here we go"
https://t.co/pafFV9yw6C

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣

New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week.

All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Tottenham chegou em um acordo com o Brighton por Van Hecke,valor de £52M
👀🇳🇱

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Jan Paul van Hecke. Deal for 26yo #Netherlands int’l worth £52m fixed, no add-ons. Luka Vuskovic situation separate; 2nd #BHAFC offer worth £35m rejected by #THFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/1D4yy6dJp3

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur want Sandro Tonali from Newcastle United. Positive talks between #THFC & 26yo; no contact yet with #NUFC. Transfer fee bigger challenge than player deal. De Zerbi driving pursuit, backed by ownership @TheAthleticFC post @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/6BYQwDPHfU

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

@coldpalmerbr

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Ok agora tô iludido com esse maluco kkkkkk

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

🚨💣 Sandro Tonali is KEEN on a move to #Tottenham, he is ready to make a move to Spurs!

Tonali is attracted by the project and wants to play under Di Zerbi, as they share a very close connection, even without Europe!

Could take ~£85m package.

[@FabrizioRomano via YT] 🥇

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Mas não se empolguem tanto tá? City e Arsenal tem interesse nele tbm

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

Tá por essa eu não esperava em
Craque da bola esse maluco aqui

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham have entered the race to sign Sandro Tonali! 💣🇮🇹

De Zerbi wants Tonali as new star for the midfield, ideal to step up #THFC level.

Spurs ready to face Man City and Arsenal in the race for Tonali for new ambitious project to prove their intentions.

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

@coldpalmerbr 👊Acertaram 1 trilhão de passes pro lado po

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

@coldpalmerbr 👊Eu

[Tottenham da Depressão @SpursdD]

@resenhudofc @samengo_ofc 👊era outro técnico nesse jogo pior kkkkkkk

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

An assist for Lucas during a 5-1 Sweden victory against Tunisia as he became their youngest ever player to appear at a World Cup! 🇸🇪

Well played, Lucas 👏

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce that Pedro Porro has signed a new, long-term contract with the Club ✍️

Congratulations, Pedro 🤍

🔗 https://t.co/HqjZ29XztT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Pedro Porro signs new deal at Tottenham, all sealed with the right back and his agents.

New contract valid until June 2031 plus an option until June 2032, salary rise and deal done.

Despite reports on City & more clubs, never any chances for exit. Untouchable.