Chris

Thanks for reading my shitty tweets

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

@MrBeast 2,501,776

[nebpreps @THEnebpreps]

Millard North wore warmup shirts in remembrance of the late Cashton Mackie.💙

The young son of long-time local select coach and skills trainer Mike Mackie passed away from an illness over the weekend.

#nebpreps | @pinnbank

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

𝔖𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔡

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

FORE! 🪶

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

@Selling4Premium @sachinvats The increase in energy cost for business may also make the payback more favorable on certain large investments. Obviously the credits were helping, but would assume this nets out somewhere.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

When I ask my toddler if she pooped.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

When my wife reminds me Santa is bringing my toddler a 26 piece kitchen set with some assembly required.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

Suck it USA Today

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

BYE-BYE BIRDIE.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

O-Bama

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Most CFB Wins under each president:

Biden: Georgia (48)
Trump: Clemson & Alabama (51)
Obama: Bama (100)
W Bush: Boise St, OU & USC (88)
Clinton: Nebraska (91)
HW Bush: Miami (FL) (44)
Reagan: Nebraska (83)
Carter:Bama (44)
Ford: OU & Bama (31)
Nixon: Nebraska & Penn St (51)

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

When I fly my clubs I pray they get lost so I stop playing this dumb fucking sport.

[ETSU Men’s Golf @ETSU_MGolf]

Nice of @Delta to handle our clubs with such care…

[NE Coaches Assoc. @NebraskaCoach]

Congratulations to Defensive Coordinator, Tim Kassmeier, Norfolk Catholic - The 2024 Nebraska High School Broyles Award recipient, as the top assistant Nebraska prep football coach. #nebpreps @BroylesAward @NorfolkCatholic

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

@Eazyy_C Just know the more beers I drink the spicier it gets.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

Body: please let the suffering be over

Me:

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

When my manager asks why I’m logging on so late tomorrow.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

@DoerflerJared My Friend Tanner (left)

- 30 years old
- Likes Dogs
- Nebraska Graduate
- Works in Audit
- Fortune 500 Co.
- Owns Home in Omaha
- Immaculate Lawn
- Loves to Golf
- Into Football
- 5’11” (might tell you he’s 6’)

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

I’m sure Creighton fans are excited to see their state championship rings.

[Chris @SPYDIAQQQ]

I would have been more likely to keep my Peacock subscription if Nebraska beat Maryland.