sqappy

pretty vacant // tweets are from my own brain // mostly baseball these days #ForTheFaithful

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[sqappy @sqappy_]

FINALLY YIPEE

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Dream bunt rotation.

[sqappy @sqappy_]

the team at this state is getting nowhere near the playoffs. something's gotta change

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Padres offense since the start of May:

3 Runs per Game (30th)
.195 BA (30th)
.270 OBP (30th)
.328 SLG (30th)
24.5% K% (29th)

Padres entered May just 0.5 GB of the NL West lead. Now 8 GB going into Monday's game.

[sqappy @sqappy_]

FERMINNN

[SleeperPadres @SleeperPadres]

Freddy Fermin needed that one. 💥

After a tough stretch this season, he finally gets one to leave the yard and maybe get things rolling again in San Diego.

[sqappy @sqappy_]

imagine going to the well-storied united states for the world cup and your first location is... chattanooga, tennessee

[Patrick MacCoon @PMacCoon]

The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup

[sqappy @sqappy_]

sigh this team is so lost right now

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Final.

[sqappy @sqappy_]

today is the day either the padres get hot, or the mets get hot

[sqappy @sqappy_]

@shrijicol dude literally same hsjdfs i know avg, ops (vaguely), war, and like. era. and thats it bhjfvsjfg

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

this tweet has changed a part of me forever bc ive been saying i forgor instead of i forgot for like years now

[sqappy @sqappy_]

@jojostarless langliers cooking

[sqappy @sqappy_]

dude i used to like pca (thought he was humble and worked hard) but geez this guy fell off a cliff

[MLB @MLB]

Shea Langeliers’ second homer of the night is an inside-the-parker!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[sqappy @sqappy_]

@shrijicol exactly, just so inconsistent

[sqappy @sqappy_]

casty 💔💔 great clubhouse piece and some clutch at bats, wishing him the best and looking forward to seeing taylor cook

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

We have designated 1B/OF Nick Castellanos for assignment and selected the contract of INF/OF Samad Taylor from Triple-A El Paso. Taylor will wear No. 0.

[sqappy @sqappy_]

yep he's a padre alright

(frfr tho, it's the kids first big league game, we can't be ACTUALLY giving him shit for this. give him time to find his groove)

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jase Bowen was the last hope for the Padres in his MLB debut. Jhoan Duran threw him the exact same pitch three times

[sqappy @sqappy_]

@juniesverse laddersexual

[SleeperPadres @SleeperPadres]

BONDS. DAIRY BONDS.

[guccioochie.V2 @daburner4tuner]

@SeanThomas39 imagine having a gay night with a giveaway every year just for the fans to complain you didn’t post on twitter when you already posted on instagram

[sqappy @sqappy_]

somehow lmfao

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team holds a playoff spot after the first two months of the regular season!