A Barnsley woman goes to the job centre to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Barnsley woman.
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, Brayden and Brayden" she says.
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Barnsley woman, "It's great because if they're out playing in the street | just have to shout 'Brayden yer dinner's ready!' or 'Brayden go to bed now!' and they all do it"
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Barnsley woman. "I just use their surnames."
@pijcab@bonduelleioat You watched 30 seconds of a 25 minute fight where Khamzat spent 20 minutes walking into jabs and getting out grappled by a striker and decided it was a robbery? Brain dead