Charles Garver

Banana loving Database Administrator with chimpish good looks, likes listening to the Monkees, watching Planet of the Apes & long spacewalks in the solar wind.

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Downtown Portland fear of election riots. #Portland

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Fortune Ave Records
https://t.co/p4P5nnpCGX. Please help my friend get his recording studio off the ground. With help he’ll be able to make cassettes, cd’s & cut vinyl & record mix & master 100% analog! Having survived stage 4 cancer, Kyler is living his dream.

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Great year-end wrap up of #SQL #PASS presentations at our @PortlandSQL holiday party with lots of Thai Food. Thx for guiding the group this year @JodyPilsworth! Thx for food & career guidance @VanderTweet

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

It’s been a great ride but its time to say goodbye. #Microsoft #visio #basementcleanup

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@Neil_Hambly I’m more of a whiskey guy myself. Can we have both?

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

In the 1970’s I really thought we’d have bullet trains by now. Just another thing #Republicans killed to help their corporate overlords. -Sigh- #VoteDemocrat #Amtrak #KeepPortlandWeird

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Tractor trailer hit a bridge causing 1 hour delay for #Amtrak 506 while inspectors made sure bridge was safe.

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@Kendra_Little @Kendra_Little you got a new puppy! So cool. Does it do tricks? Slide across the kitchen floor or slobber on your dry cleaned clothes maybe?

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@PortlandSQL Learning about CI & CD w #SQLServer in the #cloud. Very useful & cool stuff utilizing #Azure. Another great preso by @TimGiorgi. Good turnout: 23 ppl. Thank you always @VanderTweet for awesome food! @JenniGlatz @JodyPilsworth

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Awesome Women’s Team USA 4 championships! You showed the world, keep fighting! #equalpay #WorldCup2019

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

The world champion women’s soccer team will not be visiting the White House with this president in office. I can’t wait to see them visit Congress! It’s time for our nation to wake up to equal rights for women and equal rights for LGBTQIA people! #WomensWorldCup

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Just saw the US women’s team win the FIFA World Cup! Rapinoe and Lavelle scored and I am overcome with emotion. Go women’s rights and equality! I love it!#WomensWorldCup2019

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Learning about Extended Events and Query Store from @erinstellato Good Stuff! #SQL #SQLFamily @SQLskills

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@Kendra_Little Totally not on my diet but I want some NOW

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Pat is a good speaker. I learned a few things!

[PdxSSUG @PortlandSQL]

Great Presentation tonight about Multi-Tenant Implementation / RLS by Pat Jesson. Cool real world implementation using Row Level Security! Thanks @VanderTweet for delicious pizza! #SQL #SQLServer #SQLPASS #SQLTraining

[Kendra Little @Kendra_Little]

Hey you SQL Server database fans, tomorrow is a REAL GOOD day to submit your proposed sessions for #PASSSummit 2019 - the deadline is on Sunday the 31st. On the fence? GO AHEAD! TRY IT! I got mine in today, here's how I drafted them: https://t.co/GokFhWCNoc

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

When @donlemon frowns he has two noses. #CNN

[nick d @ndimichino]

This is wild

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@PortlandSQL @redgate SQL Data Compare saves us hours & hours each week. Great product! #SQLServer #SQL

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

@SQLServer It was great! Wish you were there. Oh wait, you were! :)

[Charles Garver @SQLnaut]

Enjoying Thai food & SQL fellowship @PortlandSQL Holday Party! Preso by @JodyPilsworth #SQL #SQLPASS @ArnieRowland @TimGiorgi @GlenAndersonjr @dennisparks @thomasalben