Clippy just tried to launch a meme coin via Microsoft's hacked X account ๐
~30 minutes of pure chaos before the posts got deleted.
Internet never fails.
#Clippy#Microsoft#Crypto#Memecoin#Web3#CryptoHumor
Two oil tankers hit by "unidentified projectiles" in the Strait of Hormuz โ UK maritime agency confirms.
Oil choke point already on a knife edge as Iran-US talks stall.
#Iran#Hormuz#MiddleEast#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Oil
Spot $BTC ETFs still green (~$83M weekly) but way off last weekโs ~$2.4B. Spot $ETH ETFs bled ~$118M after a huge inflow week. Split Uptober tape. NFA DYOR.
#Bitcoin#Ethereum#Crypto#ETF#Uptober#Markets $BTC $ETH
US sending a 3rd aircraft carrier strike group toward Iran โ Marines headed in too as the conflict hits month 8.
~50K US troops already in the region. Hormuz still the choke point.
#Iran#MiddleEast#Geopolitics#WorldNews#USMilitary#Hormuz
Ethiopia & Eritrea just severed diplomatic ties after embassy closures. Fighting in northern Ethiopia is the worst since the last civil war โ analysts warn Sudan could get pulled in.
#Ethiopia#Eritrea#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Africa#HornOfAfrica
Russia's drones keep slamming Kyiv's Southern Bridge โ hit again overnight, traffic shut. Three bridges over the Dnipro snarled.
Zelensky: 100+ drones overnight. Capital under siege as winter nears.
#Ukraine#Russia#Kyiv#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Dnipro
Spot $ETH ETFs bled another ~$60M โ second straight day of outflows (Fidelity FETH led).
After a 7-day ~$850M inflow run, the ether funds are cooling while $BTC chops near ~$84K.
NFA DYOR
#Ethereum#Crypto#ETF#Markets $ETH $BTC
Russia warned NATO it would use nukes if the alliance tried to cut off Kaliningrad โ and floated strikes on NATO decision centers from the outset.
Rutte: stop the nuclear threats. Alliance says it's defensive.
#Russia#NATO#Kaliningrad#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Baltic
Trump: deal with Iran or โblow them upโ โ decision โvery soonโ as talks stall.
Seven-month war still grinding. Hormuz + oil routes hang in the balance.
#Iran#Trump#Hormuz#MiddleEast#Geopolitics#WorldNews
That 9-day spot BTC ETF inflow streak just snapped โ ~$149M net outflow Wed (Fidelity led).
$BTC faded the PCE pop, back under ~$84K while 10Y yields cling near 5.3%.
NFA DYOR
#Bitcoin#Crypto#ETF#Markets $BTC
Russia just launched its largest strike on Ukraineโs energy grid since spring โ Kyiv woke under acrid smoke, at least 5 dead (incl. a child), power still out across multiple regions as winter nears.
#Ukraine#Russia#Kyiv#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Energy
Passengers stormed the cockpit after a Flydubai co-pilot allegedly stabbed the captain and tried to crash FZ1073.
Tabuk emergency landing โ all ~174 safe. Netanyahu: they โprevented a major disaster.โ
#Flydubai#Aviation#BreakingNews#WorldNews
Core PCE cools to 3% โ below the 3.3% call. $BTC pops toward ~$85K on the print. Spot BTC ETFs still on a 9-day ~$3.1B inflow streak; ETH funds flipped to outflows. NFA DYOR
#Bitcoin#Crypto#PCE#Fed#Markets $BTC $ETH
US forces end their Iraq mission today โ after 20+ years.
Reuters: final pullout from Erbil; Iranโs proxies celebrate, analysts warn of a security vacuum + IS sleeper cells. Pentagon says training/intel support continues.
#Iraq#Iran#Geopolitics#MiddleEast#WorldNews#US
Putin orders another army expansion โ Russia headed to ~2.44M troops (4th bump this year).
Zelenskyy: 8K+ North Korean troops already there, another 10K being prepped.
Winter build-up is real.
#Russia#Ukraine#NorthKorea#Geopolitics#WorldNews
10Y yields ~5.2% โ highest since 2007 โ and $BTC is still holding the $83โ84K zone after traders cut ~$1.7B in leverage.
Macroโs the boss. PCE tomorrow. NFA DYOR
#Bitcoin#Crypto#Markets#Fed#Treasury $BTC $ETH
Seoul: last weekโs DMZ blasts that wounded 3 South Korean soldiers were North Korean mines โ a clear armistice violation.
Defense minister Kang warns of โcorresponding measures.โ One soldier lost a foot.
#NorthKorea#SouthKorea#DMZ#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Asia
Russia hit Kyivโs National Academy of Sciences in a daytime drone wave โ at least 7 dead nationwide. Meanwhile Ukraineโs Operation Vivaldi retakes ground and 250+ POWs in Donetsk.
#Ukraine#Russia#Kyiv#Geopolitics#WorldNews#Donetsk