Gregory Poopsicle

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

OMG you’ve never heard about the Limp Bizkit Woodstock Theory?

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

Fuck a relationship, Mr. Bean greets you whenever

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

Blind woman on my flight #GoodJuju

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If you think a “salad” like potato salad is good…pass go and go straight to hell

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

Someone put Jeff Okeson in a Waymo

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

Just had to butt chug a nipple Gatorade #RunningLowOnFuel

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I got to stop playing Steely Dan deep cuts for my kindergarten students

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

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@Lor_Ror Saw my first one yesterday #Fuckem

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[horse @horsetwting]

who tf is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

How do I marry PinkPantheress?

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

Turnstile? Oh they're winning by 50 tomorrow

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You ever just watch Braxton Miller highlights?

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You can’t take your Das points to the grave

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This year’s Thanksgiving argument. Casino vs. Goodfellas

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If there are any college seniors out there who need an idea for a thesis. Take a look at Marty Scorsese’s obsession with ‘Gimme Shelter’ by The Rolling Stones.

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

I wish I wasn’t blocked by Draymond Green’s mom.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

WEMBY ON DRAYMOND

TRADING WORDS AFTER

[Gregory Poopsicle @SquamiSalami]

Got asked the craziest question from one of my students today. “What happens if you’re making pasta at 2 am and you get possessed?” Really has you thinking if this world is focused on the right things…

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but 7 is a lot. There’s no shame in losing that fight