Matt Knight

Relevant only to my children. I wouldn't bother.
My views, representing only me etc etc

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RT-to-Vote, #iOChoice :I Endorse @SukhSandhu as #BestIndwriter at http://t.co/Y9Mprt2KBD

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@traceybell181 are we meeting for lunch? Can't get hold of you!

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Why is my 8 yr old shouting "bum gravy" at my 12 yr old? #Mystified

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@PoshDinosaur http://t.co/rUY5Z3FKk3

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@bumblebore69 @BCCare snakes versus lozenges...attack!

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@traceybell181 we're just waiting for season 5...in this universe. Altermatt and @bumblebore69 have already seen the future! #fringegeeks

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@emzmak I've not been on twitter for a bit and was thinking 'who the f**k is this Emma Cunningham?' Congrats Em to you and Pete and Fergie..

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@BenKnight @scoobyru1 @bumblebore69 @lukee2244 #meatwind

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@simontulloch SWEEEEEEET! Hope you're putting in a big shift ready for @LincolnGrandpri

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My lad @lukee2244 Karate Club Kata Competition Champion 2013! Sooo proud.

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@LaSquadraTeam @BenKnight when he says 'knocked off by a car' he means 'ran into the back of a stationary vehicle' #lookwhereyouregoing

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@emzmak have an amazing time and don't think about work once while you're there! x

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@scoobyru1 in which case you are screwed! #20%intelligent

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@simontulloch Hello new follower! You can also get me on @MattKPHE for hugely interesting public health tweets!

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@BenKnight @PoshDinosaur no, you can't drive a VW or go see 'Man of Steel' when it comes out either. And pray I never catch you in Tescos!

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@emzmak @RedsTrueBBQ I had the same this lunch time and have only just managed a light snack at 9pm #meatfest

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@ProfBrianCox brilliant! Will there be an episode on Aquarians? ;)

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@emzmak happy yet? And relax... its in the bag...

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@letouryorkshire make mine a pint of this...Yorkshire-based brewery launches Maillot Jaune beer http://t.co/MDiydgH01y via @roadcc

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8yr old says when she chooses a boyfriend he'll have a good sense of humour, not be mean, like border collies and bouncing on trampolines!