Squatchey McSquatcherson

Scout Sniper by trade, twin-girl wrangler by chaos. I spot targets at 1,000 yards and matching socks at 3 feet. Dad jokes are my secondary weapon. 🇺🇸👯‍♀️😂

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@elonmusk I have a question for you!

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@ArynneWexler The neck…

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@PlanetOfMemes @harryjsisson @grok Squatch announces he just cured cancer.

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@JasonAd39944925 @PRiMETIMESNOOP_

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@ellabosslady_ Been there…

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@joeroganhq I couldn’t get past the way Stamos was sitting.

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@biazzarro It makes sense if you don’t think about it.

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@BOSSportsGordo Because we are cooler than you

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@ThoughtCrimes80 I do home inspections in the Denver metro. Some of the pricing has me asking 2 things….why? And what the hell do you do for a living?

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@ThoughtCrimes80 I bet I know who she voted for…

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@MrsMassacre That will lead to incest. Maybe open the borders once in a while for qualified individuals.

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@boomstickbabe Grammar top notch

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@ThrillaRilla369 It puts the lotion on its skin

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@yesiwetmyplants My wife

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@jeffhunt I live close to DADS….a beautiful summer day can slap you across the face.

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@MelonieMac And coffee

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@MarieIsabellaB Unfortunately my math is wrong too often.

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@MelonieMac Party of non violence

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@nobleisawinner I’d choose getting kicked in the nuts over a refugee.