Pork Chop Squeak Toy

Everthing's better on a stick.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Radar Love https://t.co/UzgMRu6jkk via @YouTube

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

#mmselfie #ncaadenverfirstround

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann @Furyohfury @billchilds I HAVE been experiencing periodic blackouts and smelling of Hungry Man dinners upon regaining consciousness. Would explain a lot.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann …and just now back from their tour of Europe…may we present——

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann D’oh!

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann I have tried to convince my partner that guessing “FARTS” every time is the way to Wordle excellence. Deaf ears.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann Our rule is your first guess MUST be topical to what has happened to you that day. (Our first guesses are predictably HORRENDOUS)

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann We consider a 4/6 a “par”… a 5/6, a bogie. Today we got a birdie. Perhaps our recent living arrangements helped. So far, we have never had to take a “gentleman’s ten.” Oh, the horror.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

@bryantspann We whiffed the first two rounds. Salvaged a 5.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Do you mean to stand there and tell me the same people that brought us the spine -tingling, creepy-ass, existence-challenging, cowbell-phillic “Don’t Fear the Reaper” also brought us “Go, Go, Godzilla?!?” Well… there it is. #blueoystercult

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Just A Closer Walk With Thee #wombatgrotto #justacloserwalkwiththee #gos... https://t.co/hVGmRZP6v8 via @YouTube

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Happy New Year from The Wombat Grotto #NewYearsEve #wombatgrotto #ukulele #shortbone #trombone #guylombardo

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

America, the #wombatgrotto is here for you.

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

I am blessed that I can sing “hoss” and “noive” 100 % unironically. https://t.co/wnQ0ChvLBp

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

https://t.co/pPvjnogC0I

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Musk Ox in ‘24!!!

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

Wombat Grotto Haunted Hot Five puts the ooky in spooky! #wombatgrotto #stjamesinfirmary

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

#wombatgrotto asks the musical question: When it comes to Bowie, are you type-70’s or type-80’s?

[Pork Chop Squeak Toy @SqueakToy562]

#wombatgrotto asks the musical question: When it comes to Bowie, are you type-70’s or type-80’s?