🚨 Breaking News 🚨
Experts warn that untreated Hantavirus may now progress into “Long Hanta™”…
Symptoms include:
• Changing your pronouns every 6 hours
• Putting rotating non-US flags in every bio
• Demanding a booster for a disease nobody has
• Saying “trust the science” while ignoring actual science
• Developing sudden intolerance to sunlight, steak, and mitochondria
Fortunately, Pfizer is already developing a 14-dose vaccine subscription package with free virtue signaling tote bag and digital solidarity badge included. This will allow others to know your status for their safety and yours.
🚨 BREAKING: Federal agents have RAIDED the Somali Quality Learning Center in Minneapolis after fraud allegations exposed by Nick Shirley, with 22 court-approved search warrants executed across the area, per Fox. 👏🏾
We owe @nickshirleyy a big thank you for this! 🇺🇸
@NasheCeezet_zw Uber is a terrible company to work for. Nothing like them take 50+ % of the money you pay as a rider for the driver to do all the work and take all the chances