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All squid no cap.Golfer. Health Nut . HONDA enthusiast . TV guy . Enjoys To wield The pen . Toosmart to be Stutpid

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lyning in my bed Drooling like a DrunkenApe thin,king about Those gas station orion rings

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had an,Dream where its All my friends turn thiier backs On me and im trap in a Dark room for 25 million year And when i come Outt every things the Same , except taco bell is exctincted . Putt me back in The room .

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human being not Evil buit Theirs Action do not refflect thist

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donkeypuck truckstuck

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tThe world is a Vamire but all my Friend's a,re Garlic 😹

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You Fuck with me YTou get the WRONG GUY

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Its mar 1

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Eperiencing the Pinnacle of human experient [Im treapped my Room cant Leave or the Tickler get me]

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Crazy the Most umpeloyed person You know Take the damned Longest to respawn . i Knoww your on theat Damn phone

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chewin on Somethin sticky got Mmy teetth fealin Magnetic

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corngogs From the gas stantion Fill me up With your light

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Seein Weirdier&Freakier thing Every time i L ook in shiny wall in my barhoom

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Ther Ladies wantt me S o bad im Peelin Pussy off my Kneck

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Pickin RareMinerals outtMy Belly boutton

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Got Too much "Shit " happening my Live im about to Becorme a reall Lazily Fella and praticice my Jackingoff Skill's

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keepinThis Cobbed korn juice Spatter on my COmputer motitor Bestause it RRremind me of when I was Happy &EatingCorn

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Not Only theres a "Bird " In my damn head that Dont stop Clickin its tEETH On the walls but Also tHERES A Fuckin Jumpin Monkery Shakin the Whole FUckin Bed

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Hasd a Dream where a carr version of the.t GrimpsReaver come to Takes my Car up to hell A fter it breaks down in arbys drivethrow

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Had a Dream where they trap me in ther body of a Chimp and im just a monkery for the rest my life

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Wjen the babvy drink the milk how do the milk dont run out .Its come back. Its always come back

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Elon My friend You shoull make a Pateon account We will make you the ritchest man In the world ! @elon