SimmingSquid, She/Her, 30 y/o.

Made a account cause Tumblr might go bust & there's some fantastic stuff over here! Kind of all over the place with fandoms. Have a great day everyone!

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

Whoever’s job is to find RFK pics that eerily mirror the food item he has recently poisoned is absolutely crushing it

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

RFK Jr testified in his divorce proceedings that he was too brain damaged to work so therefore couldn’t pay alimony.

He is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Our food is poisoned and measles is on the rise.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Well done to Wales! We should all follow their example!👏🏻👏🏻

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Salmonella is salmonellaing in things that have never been salmonellaed before

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

Wow, look, who could have FOR.
FUCKING.
SEEN.
THIS.

[I Smoked Charlie Kirk @BlackKnight10k]

They're on a generational run with these

[Rebaka @Rebakachan]

I don’t think enough people think about how not only is this dangerous but it’s kinda also theft because not a single time have I ever gotten money back from a recalled product so that’s just money in the trashcan

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Dolly Parton figured out something too many billionaires never will: the greatest measure of wealth isn’t how extravagantly you can spend it on yourself. It’s how many lives you can change with it. She chose children over trophies. That’s a legacy money can’t buy.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Trump’s hatred of anyone else’s shadow has now manifested itself in the destruction of the Kennedy Center’s iconic weeping willows. The trees are fixtures of Boston’s Common and were, at the time of their planting, representative of a country’s sorrow. It’s death by 1000’s cuts.

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥 @HillcrestCardCo]

If you're an 18 year old American and you want to serve your country, become a firefighter or an EMT. Joining the military is not a service to the country.

A lot of people won't become firefighters because that is hard work and you have to save people instead of killing them.

[Zyo Pibble @ZyoTriste]

Importante
Relevante
Prioritario
Necesario
HAGANLE CASO A ESTA WEA

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

He sees beauty and wants only to destroy it. He builds only ugliness in its wake. He is trying to remake the world in his own hideous image.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

While everyone is talking about switching to Map Quest, nobody seems to be talking about the fact that Trump has violated the 1974 treaty with six native Nations by renaming something that was established as part of a said treaty. You know, the one signed by George Washington.

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

google actively violating tribal rights with the seneca nation by doing this btw.

[Shmitty 💀🐔🐙 👧🍵🎼🏹🦖 @Stargazinlove]

Hope you're ready America!