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Me trying to remember if i really said that or they're taking advantage of my poor memory.

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Fast and furious: Naija drift

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But why the police con dey run? 😂

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Dey there oo!

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That text you want to send, send it.
E get some lessons only disgrace fit teach you.

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Before you complain about today, remember someone is already looking for the opportunity you have. Good morning 💙

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If yesterday wasn’t your day, today is another shot. Good morning 💙

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“I don’t have much to say but” 😂

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Nigerian mums invented sarcasm before the internet.

Where should I put the plate Ma?

“Put it onmy head.” 😂

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New day. New opportunities. Don’t let yesterday rent space in today’s mind.

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I thank God for life.

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They’ve been calling us “leaders of tomorrow” since primary school. Tomorrow don nearly reach retirement age. 😭

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Reply with one GIF that describes your day.

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Kylian Mbappe!!!! 🇫🇷

E no dey disappoint!!

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If you woke up today, you’re already winning. Don’t waste the chance. Good morning 💙

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It’s too early for me to enter chrome (incognito mode) 😭.

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Person wey I owe money never collect, na you wey l promise dey expect.

Dey there ooo

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This better be fake news… How I won survive till middle of July 😠

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Homelander was an absolute menace….. Bro had to go, He was never a hero!!

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Nigerian mums invented the first “pending transaction.”

“Bring the money, I’ll keep it for you.” Otilor 🚀🚀