Just like the nerds who had to pre-tear their underwear so it would rip easier when bullies gave them wedgies, pitchers facing the Braves should just throw the first five pitches of the game over the fence.
Ronald Acuña Jr, dawg
Orlando Arcia, dawg
Sean Murphy, best catcher in baseball, dawg
Spencer Strider, I thought he was Doc Holliday, dawg
Bryce Elder, he’s a stud in my eyes, dawg
Matt Olson, he’s also a GQ model, dawg
Austin Riley, thicc dawg
Ozzie Albies, incredible biceps, dawg
Another giveaway, this time for #Braves fans:
I've got a new Blooper/2021 World Series ugly Christmas sweater, courtesy of my friends at @FOCOusa.
It's a medium. Normally $80. You can win it for free.
To enter:
-RT this & follow me
I'll pick a winner at 3 p.m. ET Friday.
We have hired Jarrod Molnaa to be our next head coach. Molnaa is the current head coach of the WWCC baseball program here in Walla Walla. We're excited to get started! https://t.co/7P0O6hwKaY
#SweetsCountry