Michael “Squints” Palledorous

Former tee ball reliever | dust enjoyer

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

Anthony Volpe is the greatest baseball player of all time

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Canada really gave the world the full experience during the World Cup: terrible hospitality and forest fires ruining the air quality

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

@Swany8 Why would you buy a rug with vomit on it

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I imagine this is the same feeling England felt when they blew a 13 colony lead

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@Ed_Callahan63 When their women here’s pay-per-view, all they hear is “I’m gonna drink a handle of proper 12 and beat the shit out of you.”

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

Juan Soto must have hung around Anthony Volpe too much, he is straight garbage since leaving

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Belgium would have won against Spain if Balogun didn’t play

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I can’t believe they let an Argentine referee ref the Argentina game

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Matt Freese when his country needs him the most

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Still can’t believe Leonard Fournette scored the last goal of that game

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I would rather watch 162 games of the @Rockies then this game

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You can see how badly Tillman wants this but not the rest of the team

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

Imagine if sga played soccer

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We should start celebrating the 5th of July for the freedom of Balogun

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America really light off enough fire works in dc to scare the fifa president to let balogun play and I’m here for it

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

@Canada are you guys good at anything

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If Canada gets eliminated today that will the best birthday gift the U.S has gotten so far

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

I will give my life for Cabo Verde

[Michael “Squints” Palledorous @SquintsL7W]

@chinqomnious Started to look like bama vs UND basketball

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“YoUr GeNeRaTiOn iS sO sOfT” then proceeds to ban fireworks