Alexa Squires

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Alexa Squires @SquiresAlexa]

Windshield wipers on the body

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me and my bestie:

[𝕁𝕚𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕚 @jia_carrizales]

I want to go on a top golf dateeeee

[Alexa Squires @SquiresAlexa]

“Eren Yeager brings out my daddy and mommy issues oh god”

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

one horseman at a time please

[MPJ @Keebuck1]

I hope i get thrown a surprise party atleast once in my adult life 😭

[BigSneaky💙 @_fuckthenoise]

I apologize if i ever was a toxic person in your life, I'm maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me …

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

If you pass the drug test at dominos they fire you

[hunter @fvckhntr]

hot girls are single and have no valentines

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the most important date is the one where u make him watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again as a double feature to test how many abba songs he knows and to see if he’s man enough to cry at the end of the second one