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[Squirrel Hand LLP @Squirrel_Hand]

Me when anyone emails me about anything at all

[TW @Tylow237]

This is fucking hilarious. Illinois has the highest property taxes in the country & the second highest gas tax in the country. Illinois also has the 8th highest combined state & local sales tax in the country. But keep telling us all that you give a fuck about the citizens of Ill

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

With my birthday yesterday I was reflecting on the way I first got into public life. I was only 20 years old when Chinese international students at my Australian university basically tried to form a lynch mob against me because I insulted Xi Jinping.

The University of Queensland then spent half a million dollars trying to expel me as a student because they didn't want to lose their close economic relationship with China.

Actually unbelievable that none of these foreign students were deported at the time. Australia actually had a Liberal conservative government and they didn't deport a single person. We were so, so cucked as a nation.

In the end I managed to defeat the University of Queensland's attempt to expel me basically only because Senator Marco Rubio told the Australian government that the Americans were not happy. I only learned that years later.

I like the Americans. Fuck communists and fuck our cucked self hating governments in the West.

[Magills @magills_]

The complete and total eradication of the MeToo movement came at the hands of a Redditor with a Nazi tattoo

[Squirrel Hand LLP @Squirrel_Hand]

@TiredBambooLaw @FischerKing64 He said specifically that mail in ballots undermine the system, not that they make conservatives "sad". How about the right starts cheating and every late night ballot drop is 100% for rightwing candidates? We'd have chimps rioting

[Patrick Byrne @PatrickByrne]

Assume Pratt's support in that precinct = 1%.

Odds of going Z ballots with no Pratt vote:

Z =
1: 99%
2: 99%^2 = 98.01%
3: 99%^3 = 97.03%
4: 99%^4 = 96.05%
.
.
.
24,000: 99%^24,000 = 1.75659 × 10⁻¹⁰⁵

= .[105 zeros followed by] 17%

"So you're saying there's a chance?"😂🤣

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[Squirrel Hand LLP @Squirrel_Hand]

> Global soccer fan

[claw @wit_tomahawk]

Since 2024 I have been going to a restaurant supplier warehouse or Costco 3-5 times a week usually at 10AM to midday. If I wore a bodycam and filmed my experience, I would be banned off every platform. The amount of jobless alien-babbling mystery meat illegals with massive trolley carts hauling around $$$$'s of junk is probably about half of the people at these warehouses. And it's not fresh produce or meat. It's flat-screens, OREOs, beer, premium rib eyes, and outdoor playsets. And no, they're not the wives shopping—it's the entire brood or often I notice now men between 25-40 who are loitering and sometimes following girls around. They are hostile, they don't even pretend at being friendly, are dressed like 'global soccer fan' with extreme body odor, and somehow manage to drop $1500 every time they go to the store. What poor white trash person has that much disposable income? And it's packed at noon, every day. The excuse that leftists make about 'muh taco stand' is bullshit—there is no industry or hard work or excellence from these human parasites. They are a giant tick attached to America's hip.

It is nauseating and infuriating as a business owner to be pinching pennies and working tirelessly every week, then go to stock up on carefully budgeted items only to be cut off by a hijab-wearing human goat who stinks of feces, can't even speak the native language, and is being subsidized by people who want to destroy America. I am a resilient dawg and I don't shake easily. But I know that for every person like me there are thousands of business owners who are seeing this and giving up completely. Blackpilled to death. And an entire generation of young white Americans who are ready to burn everything down to deny these human cockroaches (illegals) the ability to siphon out any more blood. I can't blame them. Even just my casual interactions with illegals is proof these people cannot and will not assimilate, nor should they be given the opportunity to.

I can promise you that if I had a giant red <Instant Deport Illegal Button> I would have an IV drip of Red Bull in my arm so I could smash that motherfucker all day and night. Until my hands break off.

[claw @wit_tomahawk]

Since 2024 I have been going to a restaurant supplier warehouse or Costco 3-5 times a week usually at 10AM to midday. If I wore a bodycam and filmed my experience, I would be banned off every platform. The amount of jobless alien-babbling mystery meat illegals with massive trolley carts hauling around $$$$'s of junk is probably about half of the people at these warehouses. And it's not fresh produce or meat. It's flat-screens, OREOs, beer, premium rib eyes, and outdoor playsets. And no, they're not the wives shopping—it's the entire brood or often I notice now men between 25-40 who are loitering and sometimes following girls around. They are hostile, they don't even pretend at being friendly, are dressed like 'global soccer fan' with extreme body odor, and somehow manage to drop $1500 every time they go to the store. What poor white trash person has that much disposable income? And it's packed at noon, every day. The excuse that leftists make about 'muh taco stand' is bullshit—there is no industry or hard work or excellence from these human parasites. They are a giant tick attached to America's hip.

It is nauseating and infuriating as a business owner to be pinching pennies and working tirelessly every week, then go to stock up on carefully budgeted items only to be cut off by a hijab-wearing human goat who stinks of feces, can't even speak the native language, and is being subsidized by people who want to destroy America. I am a resilient dawg and I don't shake easily. But I know that for every person like me there are thousands of business owners who are seeing this and giving up completely. Blackpilled to death. And an entire generation of young white Americans who are ready to burn everything down to deny these human cockroaches (illegals) the ability to siphon out any more blood. I can't blame them. Even just my casual interactions with illegals is proof these people cannot and will not assimilate, nor should they be given the opportunity to.

I can promise you that if I had a giant red <Instant Deport Illegal Button> I would have an IV drip of Red Bull in my arm so I could smash that motherfucker all day and night. Until my hands break off.

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

You don’t hate the Chinese enough. An absolutely degenerate “people” devoid of any semblance of soul whose only purpose is to deep fry every living organism they can find with recycled gutter oil.

[bones @__bonesss]

@SouthernReturn lmao dirt turkey

[Good Ole Boy @SouthernReturn]

The Arkansas state trooper that had to resign was unfathomably based.

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

Redlining was banks trying to accurately price risk. Most people in redlined areas were White. Basically every piece of civil rights history you learned in school is similarly fake.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump announces the next step in the administration’s successful war on crime: the Department of Justice’s Model Cities Initiative, designed to slash violent crime and RESTORE LAW AND ORDER in major cities across America. 🇺🇸

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

This is GREAT content.

[Sun Treska @SUNTRESKA]

This recipe just changed my life.

1. Soak dates in espresso overnight.
2. Serve over yoghurt with a bit of salt and/or honey

Thank me later.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Talarico on his way to break into Platner's house.

[Department of State @StateDept]

Ideological conditioning and two-tiered policing are glaring symptoms of civilizational decline. They must be rejected across the West.

The United States sends our condolences to the family of Henry Nowak and the people of the United Kingdom at this troubling time.

[Squirrel Hand LLP @Squirrel_Hand]

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[Mike Berg @MikeKBerg]

Platner campaign admitting he said he would rape men, but “not in a gay way.”

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

The gun is so powerful that it doesn't make sense to carry anything else. It effectively closes the chapter on history.

But if you ban guns. Then you open up history again. You get thousands of years of weapons. daggers, crossbows, swords, martial arts, etc