Elon is a 😹❄

just an account on a site whose owner hates his children ✨ #fuckoffelon 💃

simply shouting into the void

follow me on BS🦋

[Elon is a 😹❄ @squirrel_withaQ]

@DavidSt62951828 @CalltoActivism You have to be funny to be a troll. Trump's just an incontinent asshole shitting on anyone who dares hurt his wittle feelings 😹

[meatrider do kakuzaki🇺🇦(🇵🇸🕊🇮🇱)🇹🇼🏳️‍🌈 @Metalheadkiddo]

"Why are you so far-left politically?

I am just a normal Republican from 1956"

[Covie @covie_93]

The people demanding a historically accurate Odyssey are the same ones trying to erase historically accurate depictions of slavery.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[gnostic bf 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

Man it must be so exhausting not having any real problems

[Elon is a 😹❄ @squirrel_withaQ]

@BoLoudon God who knew the Right were such a bunch of snowflake ass pussies 😂😂 oh right literally everyone everywhere for forever

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

.......so the US killed those school children on purpose?!?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico: “You may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you. Your boss at work, he cares about politics. Your landlord, he cares about politics. Your insurance company cares about politics. Until you care about politics, they’re gonna keep using the political system to screw you over”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[Elon is a 😹❄ @squirrel_withaQ]

This is gender affirming care btw. Thought y'all hated that 🤔

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The High-T Department of War.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

The unfucking of this country is going to take generations.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The CHIPS Act funds the production of chips using leading-edge **transistors**

And now you can probably figure out why he thinks these companies needed transgender people to qualify.

We are truly living in the dumbest of times.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

A unanimous jury found that a man sexually abused a woman, then defamed her for saying so. He appealed - and appealed, and appealed. The verdict survived every level.

That man is the sitting president of the United States.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

Trump gave the ugliest Americans permission to bask in their racism, ignorance, and cruelty. They voted for him because of this, not in spite of it.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

[GangstaPoes @GangstaCat__]

The CIA’s biggest achievement was making people believe everything shitty in society is the fault of immigrants and not the group of elite billionaires that spend their spare time fucking children

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing