Contestant #8:
Chrysanthemum Jones
It's a plane, it's a bird...NO it's the zippiest chef on the market. High flying in the Rocky mountains, Chrys. is redefining "fast food" as she delivers her trout dumplings by air. Her role models: Amelia Earhart, John Denver, Hedwig.
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Contestant #7:
Wilbur Steele
"Howdy," he says. The West is wild and Wilbur knows it. A roaming squirrel, he's got the best recipe for acornbread and almond pancakes west of the Mississippi. A yung feller lookin to provide for his ma and to find himself along the way. Yee-haw.
Contestant #6:
Horace John-Leigh
67 squirrel years old, Horace looks back on a legacy of mid-west cooking excellence. From the outskirts of Milwaukee, his 30 (squirrel) year old restaurant, Sticks n' Stews is the gem of the Wisconsin food scene. He whittles his own furniture.
Contestant #5:
Lucy-Loo Quadrangle
Who says a Mississippi squarrrrrel can't cook? This gal's got some southern charm her gumbo. Honed through her time on the railcars she's been homecookin in Shriveport since 2019. Squirrels all over Mississippi know her acorn casserole!
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Contestant #4:
Onyx Noir
You can't spell fashion without passion. A true artist with his food, Onyx is all about the presentation. From Paris, he is fashion, he is love, he is glamour, he is ONYX. He owns three perfume companies and his own cafe and night club. Oh la la Onyx.
Contestant #3:
Sasha "Socket wrench" Volkovich
This tough lady may look sweet, but she packs a punch in her homemade Pashka. Born and raised in Moscow, Sasha's saucy, yet reserved personality, launched her into the position of head chef at the Kremlin.
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Contestant #2:
Ezra Jones
Hip. Suave. Vibrant. Hailing from the Bronx, this city squirrel has been at the forefront of USC (urban squirrel cuisine ) and he innovates through his distinctly nutty food. His foodtruck, Branch Bites, is a staple of New York street culture.
Contestant #1:
BORRIS nutterbacker
Now this squirrel is oak BRED. A lover of nuts and fine cuisine, Borris opened up his signature restaurant, C'est Nut, two weeks ago. A reserved socialite through and through, Borris received his first Michelin star last week.