SIU Squirrel

Campus Rascals since 1869. Now you can just @ me. Looking for my Sandy Cheeks

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Squirrel don't take no finals 😈

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@katelynhoran hey there is nothing wrong with that!

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@KayleyAlyssa95 I want some

[Katia @redk3tchup]

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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SQUIRREL DONT FUCK WITH YOU

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Squirrels don't get hangovers 😏

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NUTS.

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No shave November? Thank god. Now my tail can reach its full potential

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@baby_sydder who won? We'll attack them

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@FatPatties that or a classy broad whatever works

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Happy Halloween. Some fucker put a bow tie on me so be on the lookout

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I'm a fuckin squirrel I don't want to listen to your mixtape, fuckboy

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Pretty much

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"And there I was, BBQ sauce on my titties, and I was like wtf.. Again?"

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'Tis mating season. Watch out guys.. They only want you for your nuts

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What yall niggas flipping over this weekend? Us squirrels want in on it

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If you don't follow me back I'm just gonna have the squad attack you

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Caught me banging on a tree branch.. Wasn't me

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Girls at EIU freaking out over Nev from Catfish. He was so 2 weeks ago. I totes got a picture w/ him 💁 #SIU