Loopy Fiasco

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[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Absolutely do this. Do it while fascists are rioting in the streets every summer, while Farage is telling the public that the British state is racist against white people because The Elite gave ethnic minority people more rights. Do it now, show everyone how it works.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Again: a suffragette threw an axe at Herbert Asquith

[Tom @Tom_D_B_]

Seems like a bit of an oversight for the headline to mention him asking if he could kiss her, but not mention him cornering her, leaning his body against her and grabbing her hair. Or that she was a child sexual abuse survivor and he was a stalker.

[Alelliott 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @alelliott88]

This is how I got all my news growing up

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Do you notice how all it takes for this inflammatory drivel to blanket the airwaves is for the tabloids’ pet Nick Griffin to decide that chucking a bomb might help his party’s by-election prospects? One tossed ball, and away the whole pack goes.

[Loopy Fiasco @Squish815]

Thought I'd watch the #champi̇onsleague final but jeeeeessssus is it hard to do these days in the UK unless you pay a stupid amount.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Journalists are really bad at accurately informing the public about the world around them, but really good at saying things that increase hatred towards trans people, which makes me wonder what job they are actually being paid to do

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

It brings together their two greatest enthusiasms - being horrible wankers in public, and shouting at shop staff who can’t answer back the way anyone else would.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Dig a hole in his garden, cover it with leaves and sticks then dangle some Champions League final tickets over it

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Don’t call us racist or we’ll vote for the far right, whom this paper promotes, likes and wants

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Labour going to look at the results and think "we've got to get more racist"

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Yeah, I imagine I could probably take my cat in a fight but strangely I don’t want to harm her. Anyway, it sure is a mystery why the world’s most poisonously vicious and reactionary media outlets have not destroyed Nigel Farage, who owes everything he has to their patronage.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

All it takes for the British press to get anyone they want to fuck up is malicious persistence, a thing they have in spades. They managed to make out *Gary Lineker* was a sinister Hitlerian racist maniac, so they’re not going to struggle with a very online Green leader.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Yeah, taking five million quid undisclosed from *anyone* feels like it should be a permanent red card on holding public office of any kind, and concealing it should be quite a serious criminal offence. https://t.co/7OdFTppGSu

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Fascinating day: I suppose what it shows is that the Mandelson-led MP selection process for 2024 produced an entire crop of self-important non-entities, who all believe, to the point of rage, that not only do they deserve 98k per year, but also tax payer subsidised pints at work.

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

The adventure of a million lifetimes is coming to an end. #GoodOmens3 debuts on Prime Video May 13.

[Rachel Talalay @rtalalay]

Can't wait for the Second Coming.

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

London, the city that has, according to these people, somehow fallen to homosexual decadence and Sharia Law at the same time

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

You’re going to want to sit down for this one, because it’ll come as a big shock, but: they mean “drive out the people who live in southern Lebanon, demolish the existing towns and cities then replace them with a million crank psycho settlers”.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Fair fucks: even I didn’t think these clowns would try another crackdown protest outrage while their trousers are still around their ankles in about eighteen different ways. I thought they’d be busy trying to pull their pants back up and cover their bare arses. Seems I was wrong.