Chris Boulton

Reluctant 'archaeologist' (apparently you can't have quotation marks on your profile so apostrophes it is) but it does pay for the books I read. 🏳️‍🌈

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

To my wife's embarrassment I cannot say the name of the band "Showaddywaddy" without using a Jimmy Savile voice. Fortunately there aren't many social situations where we find ourselves talking about them. However she does keep her distance when I'm browsing secondhand records.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Jesus 😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was 10, I had a wee in the bath, and then mum got in after me. The next day, she told me that she was pregnant. Until I did sex ed at school aged 13, I thought I got my mum pregnant, and thought my little sister was my secret daughter.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

😂😂

[David Gibson @gib_arch]

Delighted to have attended the inaugural CAU walk of fame dedication. No worthier recipient than @MarkKnight63 of #MustFarm fame

#Archaeology #TheFens

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Just a big group of waifs, strays, cutthroats and villains... except for that dude in the blue jumper at the back left - he looks cool 😎

[Cambridge Archaeology @UCamArchaeology]

📣 We are delighted that both Rosie Crawford, one of our Research Assistants, and the Cambridge Archaeological Unit's Must Farm Pile-Dwelling Settlement Project have been shortlisted for the Public Dissemination or Presentation Award at #ArchaeologicalAchievementAwards! 📣

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Just another random burst of random information that you have no interest in.. but I love #GhostsUS .. and I love Hetty and Isaac most of all. You may now continue scrolling passed - there won't be anything else posted for a while 😂

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

@MarkKnight63 Get a proper job, ya hippy! 😄

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@MarkKnight63 I wish you'd people would stop bringing these back - I've got enough!

You're like my late Great Aunt - I, as a child, made a complementary comment about a ceramic penguin she had and then when she snuffed it, she'd left me like 1000 ceramic penguins because "he loves penguins".

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

After 4 years of being smug about my apparent immunity - I've just tested positive for covid.

I'm a bit warm.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

"But in case ye weren't payin' attention, that leech put her boot so far up my cunny I can still taste the leather..."

I just sprayed half of Cambridgeshire with Hot Cross Bum Loaf crumbs and almost died laughing. Jay Kristoff, you're a magnificent bastard.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Weird thing to grumble about, but the footnotes on Percy Jackson-verse books on Kindle are a nice but could do with a bit more information - like, for example..

"Serqet," Bast growled
"The scorpion goddess,' I guessed.

*clicks "Serqet"* 'Serqet - The scorpion goddess'

😫🤦‍♀️😂

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

I want to be Wrecker when I grow up #TheBadBatch

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Yes.. we haven't quite reached natural intelligence yet.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

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[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

@LenMiddleton Don't do it, stay there.. it's not worth it 😂

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

If he doesn't say "detty pig" at some point in the main series.. I'm not kicking off but I won't treat myself by remembering him running around in his pants every so often.

You have been warned.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

I'm not saying he should run around without trousers on from now on but it was very distracting.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

For a brief second there I thought it was Friday.. then realised it wasn't.

I'm not saying I shed a tear but..

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

Reading #BoardtoDeath by CJ Connor.. loving it and have discovered something called "Funeral Potatoes".

This pleases me.

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

The only reason to hand a sniper rifle on FPS' is to shoot people in the dick or the arse from a long way away, right?

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

@matthew_mitcham *looks at his birthday money, looks at the link, looks at his birthday money, looks at the link*

[Chris Boulton @Squishtastrophe]

@MarkKnight63 You slotted those tins in beautifully, Mr Knight.. have you considered making a career out of Archaeology? Not much money in it but I'm sure you'll do well.. 😁