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Hap-uh-kurt = helicopter 🚁 #maxiesayswhat

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IT WAS SHORT LIVED. https://t.co/uSxFZ8hEX6 🥳

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Maybe this is a new series. But I’m also hoping that it’s a short lived one because my boobs would like to retire. https://t.co/D6Q7bByiC6

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Max talking to his toys while I get some work done:

“Mama rurk [work]. Maxie hit Papa. Papa fall. Spider-man web butt. FARTED! HAHAHAHA!”

I look up and a deflated balloon animal (aka Spider-Man’s web) is hanging out of his nappy.

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Maybe this is a new series. But I’m also hoping that it’s a short lived one because my boobs would like to retire. https://t.co/D6Q7bByiC6

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Max said really insightful things about our favorite holiday books: https://t.co/pLaCTjxP9T

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Hulli hoop = hula hoop ⭕️

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Bralala = umbrella ☔️
Sur Ich = sandwich 🥪
PJ Max = PJ Mask 😷
Chong Chong = Hong Kong
Diplo = duplos 🧱
Molk = milk 🥛

#MaxieSaysWhat

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Pratties = battery 🔋

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Max: Mama, Papa pig!
Me: Papa pig? Papa is cooking our breakfast.
Max: Papa pig please!
Me: Papa will join us when he’s done cooking, love.
*Max picks up iPad*
Max: Papa pig! Pleeeeeeaaaase!
Me: AHHH! PEPPA PIG
Max: Yes.

😂😅😂😅

Sorrry Papa. 😅

#MaxieSaysWhat

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Whenever something unexpected happens while Max is plying (like his trains go off the tracks) he angrily says: “I LOVE YOU” to the objects involved. I wonder what he thinks I love you means! 😅 #MaxieSaysWhat

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Char: Max, can momma go to work and Papa stay home with you?
Max: no.
Char: Why?
Max: Kikis! [milkies/breastfeeding]
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“Toto Plapla Luclas [Mateo, Vera, Lucas] run. Time zone.” #MaxieSaysWhat

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“Max wear pants. Go Gama [Gwa-ma] house. Play dog.” #MaxieSaysWhat

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“Papa klikli [kili-kili] hair. Papa work. Papa home play.” #MaxieSaysWhat

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“Papa push Max. Bump head. Fall down. Cry. Buy t-shirt.” #MaxieSaysWhat

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@Lin_Manuel Hi from the Philippines! We put our baby to sleep by playing Hamilton. So we had to name his bear... https://t.co/TWcy6AaM7q

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immediately started talking to the lady on her other side.

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...looked small for three months. I curtly replied that the pedia said he was big for his age & then I pretended to take a call. The Lola...

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...doing everything I could to stop myself from laughing. And then she looked at Squish as Mikey walked passed us and said that our son...

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She continued: "breastmilk has the right mix that the baby needs because one boob will eject milk and the other will eject water." I was...