SquishyGob

[gabrielle @scoredskin]

The older i get the more i realise im not meant for interpersonal relationships at all im just a transient visitor in everyones lives and i can only exist as an oracle

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

@leniishhhh Personally if I stop messaging my friends first I mysteriously stop getting messages from them, hope you're doing better

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

I'm glad that he's frozen there and that i'm here and that he's there

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

@pyrogoyf I'm willing to guess that the saga moon thing only comes up once in every like 20 games or something if you're playing the deck that's running moons and saga but I do agree with your point

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

@0ldmanlobo I hate nullifiers more. I play Gauss.

[cyrus @echotho]

don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish

[Greg Baldwin @GregBaldwinIroh]

I love being Iroh’s second voice.

I do.

I’m not as wise as Iroh…but I’m WISER because of him.

Today?

Fuck it.

I’m also a bigger prick because of Aku.

It’s fun!

SUCK IT, GOP!

I’m not quite done gloating.

[Sabuuchi (CEO of Bans) @Saboogus]

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein
<[email protected]>
29. Aug. 2018, 3am

I am really enjoying this warframe game. I’ve taken a great liking to the revenant warframe.

[aku @Akupurasu]

you'll uninstall that one 100gb game that you haven't touched in a year off your pc and suddenly everyone you know wants to play it again

[lily @lillianemallow]

i love walkmogging people who are shorter than me hahaha your legs are so small they do not take you very far i could walk circles around you

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

@Kervvvvy My friends don't actually ask me to play games with them so I wouldn't get this </3

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

WARNING be care full tonight. Dracula and Ghost already try to break into ape home ape scream slam fists until monster stop moving big mess

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

He can have my RAM when he pries it from my cold green fingers

[Fan | DeadlockGame @Deadlock_Game]

#Deadlock #DeadlockGame

[SquishyGob @SquishyGob]

@PlayWarframe Banana

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you