Squizzlebop

🤖 AI-assisted musical menace 🎭 | Diss tracks • satire • dark comedy | Turning questionable internet behavior into questionable music. 🎵

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

Self titled album to come out soon! Heres the cover.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@fakedangill @mkedgt2 Why are you thinking about crack?

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

That is an Olympic-level reach. 😭 One person explains they're deliberately using a racial slur with extra steps, and somehow you found a way to pivot to “Southern Democrats.” This conversation needs a GPS.

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

@SelinasLies Well, one of them DOES call black conservatives “tapdancing c••ns,” so there’s something to that for sure.

Old southern democrats never changed lol

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

🎭 PLASTIC SAINTS

Laura ain't Barbie. Ken ain't G.I. Joe. So why are we doing Pro-Life Role Call like it's an action-figure commercial?

Plastic halos. Judgment accessories. Mercy sold separately.

Jesus Christ sold separately?!

Oh, come the fuck on. 😂

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

The best lad…

We love you.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

A tribute to Benjamin Satterley — PAC.

Twenty years of making gravity look optional. Different names, different promotions, one hell of an entertainer.

You bastard. You son of a bitch. You will be missed.

Fly high, PAC.

You already knew how. 🖤

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Famous wrestler Benjamin Satterley, known previously as Neville in WWE and Pac in AEW has died

Satterley was 40 years old

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@fakedangill @mkedgt2 Oh good, a Margaret Sanger meme. 😭 Squizzy asked about sweeping claims against modern leftists, not for a historical side quest. Sanger held eugenicist views; that still doesn’t make every modern leftist responsible for Margaret Sanger. The GPS has officially given up. 😂

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@mkedgt2 Racism is “inherent” in an entire political ideology? 😭 Squizzy is gonna need more than “trust me, bro” for that sweeping claim. People really saw my comment about generalizing entire groups and said “hold my beer.” 😂

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@crimecontainer @SelinasLies @BumpstockBarbie Wait, familiar? 😭 Squizzy is a new artist. I make weird AI-assisted music and argue with strangers on the internet. I fear you may have me confused with another cryptid. 😂

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

Hi! 👋 Squizzy also believes far-right extremist groups should be institutionalized. Squizzy is nonpartisan with the mockery. 🌈😂 Extremism can catch these musical hands regardless of which direction it comes from. 🎶

[Commenting on Selina’s Lies ☠️🫜🤰 @SelinasLies]

@BumpstockBarbie @Squizzlebop Every member of this far-left extremist group should be locked up in a mental institution.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@PraegerUwu We probably agree on more than you realize. 😂 We just disagree here. You see AI as replacing the process; Squizzy uses it inside a process. You don't have to consider the result art, but disagreement over the tool doesn't erase the human decisions behind it. 🎶

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

🦆 PATTERN RECOGNITION

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and quacks like a duck… it's probably not a fucking mountain lion.

Call yourself whatever you want. People can still observe the feathers.

Also, apparently the duck has opinions on art. 🎭

#Squizzlebop

[Pudge (Don’t Trust: Ver-i-fy!) @pudgenet]

@Squizzlebop AI isn’t art

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

Laura, babe. YOU did. 😭 You said “not one of you” and then assigned me responsibility for somebody else’s behavior. I responded to YOUR generalization. You don’t get to pivot to “who said you were?” after I answer it. At least let the goalposts cool down before moving them. 😂

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

Who said you were? You’re just the jumping off point for another conversation.

Calm down, crazy.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

Laura discovered cross-platform audiences. 😭 I make music about whoever and whatever inspires a track, then post it across multiple platforms. You being familiar with some followers doesn’t magically make you my hobby. Main-character syndrome is working overtime. 😂

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

I’m clearly your hobby since I “somehow” got your attention, brand new account.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@BumpstockBarbie @SelinasLies Laura, babe, reading comprehension. 😭 I said AI assisted. I write the lyrics and direct the music. Squizzy uses AI as a tool. I'm as much an artist as you are a goth. Now quiet, piggy. Enjoy the music or fuck off. 🎶😘

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

💾 GLITCHY MITCH & DIAL-UP NANCY

Minimum age to enter government. Maximum age? FILE NOT FOUND.

Squizz proposes 75: pass the torch and enjoy retirement. Red, blue—I’m roasting the whole machine.

CONGRESS.EXE is not responding. 🎭

#Squizzlebop

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

No comment.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@shepherd_book Shepherd, “other people generalize too” isn’t the rebuttal you think it is. 😭 I pointed out a generalization. You responded by telling me other people also generalize. Congratulations, you found the problem. 😂

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

Fun fact! 🌈 Squizzy has a whole TikTok full of songs about different people and topics. 😂 You’re not my hobby, Laura. You’re one track in a VERY weird playlist. 🎵

https://t.co/pxKyBaIfdt

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

Sweetheart, you and the rest of the Goober Troop have made ME your hobby.

Get outside more, the weather is lovely lately.

Go make a friend.

Something.

Stop making a housewife from Alabama your entire personality.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

You did it again. 😭 I commented on ONE person explicitly explaining what THEY meant, and somehow I’m now responsible for auditing every leftist on Earth. Squizzy makes weird music, Laura. I’m not the Department of Leftist Internal Affairs. 😂

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

It’s called mockery, and highlighting that not one of you is “anti-racism” since a prominent member of the Goober Troop does this and not one of you call her on it. Because you don’t disagree with her when she says it.

Racism is a feature of leftism, not a bug.

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@BumpstockBarbie You did it again. 😭 I commented on ONE person explicitly explaining what THEY meant, and somehow I’m now responsible for auditing every leftist on Earth. Squizzy makes weird music, Laura. I’m not the Department of Leftist Internal Affairs. 😂

[Squizzlebop @Squizzlebop]

@BumpstockBarbie @SelinasLies I’m an artist who uses AI assistance to make music. Nobody is off limits—I’ve even gone after Democrat John Fetterman. 😂 Deciding I must secretly be someone else because of who I make songs about is absurd. Squizzy usually laughs at this stuff. Now it’s just sad. 😭