ShÔla Raphael

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@ayam_Chizzy Your mama eyes no clear oo

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@__CD2 Thank you my brother

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

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[Aremo David @Hon_aremo]

GO TO HOSTEL AND SEE WHAT THIS ECONOMY HAS REDUCED STUDENTS TO 😭💔

If you really want to understand how tough this economy is…

Forget TV.

Forget newspapers.

Just visit any university hostel. 😭😂

Hostel is not just where students sleep.

It’s where survival skills are perfected.

Every room is a different documentary.

Every corridor has its own story.

And every student is fighting a different battle. 💔

This economy has humbled everybody.

Parents are trying.

Students are adjusting.

Allowance has been reduced.

Expenses have increased.

Everybody is calculating.

The first thing you’ll notice?

Nothing gets wasted anymore.

Absolutely nothing.

I saw one guy adding water inside his perfume bottle.

I asked him,

“Bro… wetin you dey do?”

He looked at me with confidence and said,

“My brother, make e reach next month first.” 😭😂

I couldn’t even argue.

Another guy was brushing with salt.

Not because toothpaste finished that morning…

Because he had already planned that toothpaste would last till next semester. 😂

One student bought one bathing soap…

…and immediately divided it into two.

One half for this month.

The second half for “future emergencies.” 😭

I even saw someone squeezing toothpaste with the strength of an orthopedic surgeon.

When nothing came out…

He cut the tube open.

Folded it.

Scraped the inside.

There was enough toothpaste for another four days. 😂

Cream container?

Don’t ever throw it away.

Hostel students will cut it into two,

use spoon,

finger,

or even cotton bud…

until every single drop comes out.

Nothing must waste.

Nothing! 😭😂

Cooking oil has become laboratory practical.

One spoon.

Not two.

One.

Because tomorrow still exists. 💔

Milo and milk are now VIP visitors.

You don’t use them anyhow.

You only see them when visitors come…

or when examination stress is becoming spiritual. 😂

Indomie?

One pack can feed two people.

With enough water,

everything is possible. 😭

Bread that was once breakfast…

is now breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Pure water has become dessert.

Then transportation…

You’ll ask someone,

“Why are you trekking from school gate?”

They’ll reply,

“Transport is ₦300… my brother, my leg is free.” 😭😂

You’ll see students trekking distances that Google Maps itself will pity.

By the time they reach hostel,

they’ve completed today’s cardio.

Gym membership? Free.

Then charging phones…

One extension box.

Fifteen chargers.

Everybody praying NEPA should not take light.

If your charger mistakenly disconnects…

You have lost your position. 😂

The hostel kettle has become public property.

The pressing iron now has appointment.

Even bucket has timetable. 😭

And don’t be surprised if someone asks,

“Abeg, who dey cook? Make I join una.”

Not because they’re greedy…

Just because survival is now a group project. 😂

Some students have mastered the art of managing money so well that ₦2,000 can somehow survive for one week.

Till today, I still don’t understand the mathematics.

It’s beyond Economics.

It’s divine intervention. 😭

The funniest people are those who’ll tell you,

“I’m fasting.”

My brother…

You no dey fast.

Money dey fast. 😂💔

Honestly, I never truly understood how difficult this economy had become…

Until I started living in the hostel.

That’s where I saw people managing things I never imagined could be managed.

Not because they wanted to…

But because they had no choice.

Moral lesson:

Hostel will teach you that survival is an actual course in university.

You’ll learn patience.

Contentment.

Financial management.

Creativity.

And how to laugh through hard times.

Because sometimes…

The only thing students still have in abundance…

Is the ability to laugh at their own situation. 😭😂🎓

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@winexviv Thank you for what you're doing

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@fidipote98RKT Thank you

[Boboye @namelessD_]

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NEMESIS SEASON 2 IS COMING

[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

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[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

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[Itsqueen👸 @Itsqueen_03]

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[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

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[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@Ebinehita12 @AfricaFirsts Lol
Who be this one

[Feji Iyeke YMG @iyekefejiymg]

Do not get ₦200m & rush to buy House in Lekki.

The house you live in is not an asset
Instead

Buy a Camry→ ₦15m
Buy 3 bank stocks → ₦60m (enjoy div)
Lock 100m @ 17% APY→ ₦1.4m monthly
Buy land outside Lagos → ₦25m

Your future self will hug u.

School won’t teach you this. I will.

[FÍDÍPÒTE 👑 @fidipote98RKT]

NEVER YOU RUN AWAY FROM YOUR CALLING....

(1) If you have spiritual calling and you try to run from it, it can make you go mad...

2) if u have spiritual calling and you don't do it, it can make everybody to hate you without any reason...

(3) If have spiritual calling and you don't do it, there is no business you can do on this planet Earth you can succeed.... Honest truth, I'm talking with my own experience...

(4) If you have spiritual calling and you fail to do it, it can make you useless in the society...

(5) Many people have died today simply because,they failed to accept their spiritual calling...

(6) Many Mad Men and women u see today roaming the streets, some are suffering from not accepting their spiritual calling....

(7) Some people are unmarried today both Men and Women simply because they failed to do their spiritual work.....

😎 Some has spent money in different kinds of business, there will be a time things where working well, suddenly everything vanished into thin air, to the extend of becoming a better, u have a calling either a pastor, prophet, Ezenwanyi, ezewoko, daibia, etc.

It is only through consultation u can know who u are spiritually. Some of u are suffering seriously but u kept praying for years and the situation is still worst, instead of u to stand up and check urself spiritually, u are there, doing binding and casting every day yet no improvement.
Go for consultation and know ur problems/ ur roots/spiritual background and stop wasting time on earth before is too late..
Though, it is not easy to start because, Many people feel so ashame to do the spiritual work, I know how it feel when starting, but never you run away from your shadow.
Don't make your life useless...... 💦💦💦💦

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[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

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As a working boy use this on your iPhone when going out👇🏼

• Open Settings → Focus.
• Tap the + icon and create a new Focus.
• Customize the Focus.
• Under Customize Screens, choose a Home Screen.
• Create a new Home Screen page containing only the apps you want.
• Turn on that Focus whenever you want to switch to your “private” Home Screen.

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[ShÔla Raphael @SRaphael37758]

@B_Adegbuyi @Letter_to_Jack I run both, it's not