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[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

My Mayor is Wu
My people are mean
My train is late
Jayson Tatum's Only 19

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

[✨💫🌟 @sresende]

Why is Coke paying for ad placements in every scene of the Euphoria finale

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Look guys I'm sorry but "Homeschoolers' theological schism over The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is one of those windows to another world that you just don't get on Bluesky

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

devil announces residency in hell :)

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

The Instagram algorithm has begun serving me elite kindergarten admissions content

[Tisya Mavuram @tmavuram]

mostly don't really buy into New York transplant discourse but something I believe is that if you're from Ohio or whatever you have no right to be talking shit about New Jersey

[✨💫🌟 @sresende]

Why does my algo keep feeding me Victorian infant post-mortem photos

[K Tully-McManus @ktullymcmanus]

You really haven’t lived until you’ve sat for hours at a New England town meeting where’s there’s a proposal for
- new apartments
- a school getting built
- putting lights on the sports field

[just a @F466OT]

Could’ve told me this was Cincinnati Ohio

[✨💫🌟 @sresende]

@Khalid43422040 @xobbyjoanna @supremecornball Yes, the police will gas and tase you for ignoring orders and will throw you into jail.

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

I truly love this genre of British photo

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 @___adorn]

glaring omission from famesick

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

Imagine Europeans trying to find how to get to State College, PA

[brie @hellobye1024500]

This is insane
Hats off to the strokes. That was fucking powerful

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

UPDATE THE POWERPOINT

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

If the Pope excommunicates JD Vance I’m going back to mass every sunday

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

no he actually posted praise be to allah