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[Sam @SRM28G]

@baarb6ie @frickuou @MizHafHaf Well Essex would probably be a better like for like, but I'd say Kent would be a close second.

[Sam @SRM28G]

@frickuou @MizHafHaf I suppose a kent translation to Americans would be the valley. Valley girls etc.

[Sam @SRM28G]

@ssilva00524758 @ValentinaForUSA Aw love this 🥰

[Sam @SRM28G]

@jasisland During that chat the whole time Kav was looking over the balcony at Jaz. Charleen needs to read the room and leave the situation.

[Sam @SRM28G]

@KayDMusiQ @AsetKAJ1233 Tbf they are all on there for exposure, not love. That's the real prize.

[Sam @SRM28G]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. HOW THE FUCK IS LOLA A DETECTIVE?

#loveislanduk

[Sam @SRM28G]

@Gracie_Blue89 I'm so confused as to why he had his licence stripped for this but the rapist taxi driver from Scotland was allowed to keep his. Make it make sense 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sam @SRM28G]

@writtenbysaints Lola did not come across well. Can we check is is actually a Detective coz she has piss poor communication skills.

[Sam @SRM28G]

@whitldn Mara got banter. Yet to see this from Angelista tbf.

Angelista's face is 😘👌🏼

[Sam @SRM28G]

@__Benzen3 💯

[Sam @SRM28G]

Angelista saying Simba is unpredictable LOL #loveislanduk #loveisland

[Sam @SRM28G]

Jasmin saying she's going to continue to get to know the man Priya just chose to couple up with us WILD #loveislanduk #loveisland

[Sam @SRM28G]

@radiatorstone He probably thinks she just canes the sunbeds

[Sam @SRM28G]

@Chi_Ellaaa I think she should just be herself. What's meant for her won't pass her by.

[Sam @SRM28G]

Nevaeh is actually mental! She has got me empathising with Simba FFS 😂#loveislanduk

[Sam @SRM28G]

@AMENARTPOP Coz all women look like Barbie dolls down there 🙄

[Sam @SRM28G]

@Giseleir1 Probably coz she already got 450k+ insta followers. And let's face it, everyone is in there for insta clout.

[Sam @SRM28G]

@seyirnotlari 21kg

[Sam @SRM28G]

Imagine a boy saying to his friends that he can't find a decent woman and they are like "why don't you try men?" #loveislanduk

[Sam @SRM28G]

Good to know Tommy's mother wants a girl with a nice bum #loveislanduk