zach

I’m not the step dad, I’m the dad that stepped up

[zach @Srubinski]

Greater than or equal to WHAT

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Bid now for the chance to experience the Finals from Celebrity Row.

🗳️ ➡️ https://t.co/fSAfTUuEEr

[zach @Srubinski]

No no I’m happy a group I despise is getting such widespread backlash over something that happened this week that it might finally be the end for them… I just didn’t think it would be Fanatics

[NRFI Algorithm @NRFIalgorithm]

The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Peralta is an extremely talented NRFI pitcher who should win us a lot of 💰 in 2026.

[zach @Srubinski]

@smethman Buddy you got free board in NY for Takanaka

[zach @Srubinski]

@NotJesheeeee Okay longlegs

[zach @Srubinski]

Having to tell Facebook that yes it is me trying to log into the McDonalds app

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
THE COWBOY BEBOP MERCH DROP COMPLETELY SOLD OUT (it's still available for pre-order)
TO CELEBRATE WE GIVING AWAY THE ENTIRE COLLECTION TO SOMEONE WHO
♻️Retweets
➡️Follows @MogulMoves

thank you everyone who bought something <3

[zach @Srubinski]

I’m no better than a swiftie watching the Oasis livestreams

[Jazz Dispensary @jazzdispensary]

white people be like have you heard of masayoshi takanaka

[zach @Srubinski]

@AyyitsLance Vouch

[zach @Srubinski]

@maxshapir0 @AyyitsLance You can have his old one!

[zach @Srubinski]

Local restaurants are posting AI food instead of the food they actually make it’s truly never been more bleak

[zach @Srubinski]

@AyyitsLance Bro was complaining about upgrading his whoop yesterday

[zach @Srubinski]

POPE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE RIZZLER

[Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 @NorahODonnell]

BREAKING: Cardinal Prevost born in Chicago, IL has just been named as Pope.

[zach @Srubinski]

New reason to live just dropped

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

WE HAVE THE FIRST OVERALL PICK.

[0̶_̴0̴ @AyyitsLance]

Wish there was an app for thisb

[zach @Srubinski]

No babe, the neighbors love the 12 foot skeleton we keep on the lawn all year

[zach @Srubinski]

@AyyitsLance Not me!

[zach @Srubinski]

@AyyitsLance Dooley main opinion disregarded