Day 1 of my first improv intensive in the books! These cats are the real deal! Even got tie in Spolin directly into the class. #KnowYourRoots#grateful#hustlin @ The Second City Training Center - Chicago https://t.co/t0gHm3svKu
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@realDonaldTrump The only brujería here is that you cannot keep your crimes a secret, cabrón. What incantations do you recite before you engage in las locuras we read about the next day?
@realDonaldTrump Estás buscando, cabrón? You'll need one after getting impeached, decimating la economia, starting WW Tres, or completing your primera temporada. Haces drywall?
@realDonaldTrump Mira pendejo. MS-13 is an *American* gang that got exported throughout Latin America. Your praise is like bragging that your shirt is clean while your cajones smell like rotten fish; no matter what, you stink! #cochino
@realDonaldTrump Inglés is not my first language, cabrón, but even I know you cannot write a tweet correctly the 1st time let alone write a pinche book. You'd be fortunate to just write a multi-sentence paragraph on your own. #GrammarPolicia
@Mego_0 Palabra. Where I come from, we would just call familia over con shovels, un poquito de comida, y begin the process of scraping our sidewalks. Que paso al spiritu de los Chicagoans? #snowpatrol