THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE

Celebrating our stupid side satirically. Do not take posts too seriously.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@OnyemereRex @Magixlamy_ Oh my lawd😩😩

[Aare kurunmi kakanfo @AKakanfo]

Please 🙏🏾 to all men working day and night to provide for their families abroad come here and listen to this word of wisdom.
It sounds funny and crazy but it is true.
Men are suffering in silence especially those who have been abroad for more than 20 to 30 years and have now relocated to Nigeria.

If you have never been in the company of men over 50 years living alone in Nigeria while their family is abroad, you will not understand.

[OyetunjiSnr🦅𓃵 @OyeTunjiSnr]

These are the issues.

A region without direct access to the sea demanding seaports is like Chelsea finishing 10th in the EPL and demanding a Champions League spot. Desire is not qualification.

In 2023, IPOB-linked violence led to the killing of four U.S. Embassy staff in Anambra state, yet same people expect foreign countries to establish embassy in SE. For what exactly?

For years, every Monday was effectively surrendered to sit-at-home orders, businesses were shut, economic activities crippled, and investors scared away. Then the same people ask why major investments are not flowing into the region. Capital is attracted by stability, not chaos.

From Zik to Ojukwu and beyond, many political elites seemed more interested in influencing South-West politics than building a regional economy capable of competing with it. Instead of seeing the South-West as competition to surpass, they often sought relevance within its political space.

This is not tribalism; it is a question of accountability. The South-East’s challenges cannot always be blamed on others when many of the region’s problems are linked to decisions made by its own leaders and political actors

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@Nyeweli1 @Olag0ke 🤣🤣 see person 9months, all head no brain.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@Hon_Danjo @Pamilerin It's giving "Argentina vs France Over 0.5 odds". O sure baje 🤣

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

Election season is here again. Time to cash out. 🤣🤣

[PIDOMNIGERIA @UNOFFICIALFACT]

We must come together and push back all those propaganda against Peter Obi. NDC media team is not doing enough.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

Sir, you still have a lot of work to do... Godspeed

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

When we came into office, we made a promise to Nigerians that food security would be a major pillar of our Renewed Hope agenda.

We promised to support our farmers, strengthen local production, reduce dependence on imports, and build an agricultural system strong enough to withstand shocks from beyond our borders.

That promise is being kept.

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[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

There is no reason Nigerians should still be buying fuel at over N1,200 per litre when the war has come to an end

This wasn’t the speed they used when increasing fuel prices at the start of the war.

It is shameful and disgraceful for an oil producing nation

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@adiel_5d @Owiggy_ Trouble? For recognising a fellow comrade struggling with temporary IQ degradation? Bro, abeg shift small. Your own mumu geh odour. 😩

[𝑴𝒂𝐳𝐢.𝐍𝐧𝐚𝑬𝒎𝒆𝒌𝒂🇳🇬 @EmmyPromise71]

I'll keep praying for God's forgiveness for voting against this man in 2023 cos of the tribal sentiment for Igbo Presidency.

Look at how brilliant he sounds. Not only that, Tinubu and governance are like 5 & 6, and this is one of the things he has that Peter Obi will never dream of having.

I confidently say that Tinubu is not just the most performing govt we have ever had in this country since Nigeria was created, but the most brilliant leader that has ever led this country... You doubt me? Argue with your keyboards.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

I just finished watching Peter Obi’s interview, and I’m sick to my stomach.

How did we let a man with the IQ of a fish contest for the highest office in Nigeria?

If you must vote against Bola Tinubu, it should not be for Peter Obi.

[Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬 @emmaikumeh]

“Never heard in America that they bought vehicles for legislators. You can't just buy cars anyhow.”—Peter Obi

I pity those who have allowed Peter Obi to deceive them. Lamba master 😁🤣

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

Don't get sucked into the negative corner of the universe.
Nigeria may not be there yet, but this administration & BAT dey try! However, more is needed 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@Andre_geez @PoojaMedia @ojiemusic Ehyaaaa, pele.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@DangoteGroup wants us dead.

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

Crude oil is currently trading between $73 and $79 per barrel. The same price range at which we were buying PMS at just N900 per litre.

Can anyone explain why we are still paying N1,360 per litre for fuel?

If you are quick to raise prices whenever the market goes up, you should not hesitate to reduce them when it comes down.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

🤣🤣😩😩

[Bayo Bilisi (Back Up) @Bayo_Bilisi]

"Nothing I said in my tweet is wrong."

There you have it Ibos, your emergency activist has told y'all you're tribalistic and he won't apologise for what he said.

Could this also be the reason why he was fighting tooth and nail to bring down airpeace the other time?

I think it's all well connected now...

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@greenlifedata @Waspapping_ Off all sensible and intelligent position to take, it's "una bury Buhari bla bla bla..." route you took. Please join the organ donor program, I'm sure your brain will still be relatively unused when you die.

[THE IDIOTS CATALOGUE @SSautiva]

@Andre_geez @PoojaMedia @ojiemusic On promo materials companies will probably use in ads. O lor far

[Aderonke Adesola ( Ibadan Camavinga) @OloriSports]

We are waiting !

Bring them back Safe 🤲🏻