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[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

got her peein on facetime

[♡ @yellowmilkdud]

another day, another dollar.

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Unreal Tournament III (2007)

[ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ @SSenseiii]

now we’re talking . modded lobbies were so tough

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Unreal Tournament III (2007)

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Micheal Bloomberg never been that close to a minority in his entire life

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

this is wat the refs are doing to the knicks in the finals

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I couldn’t be on Love Island I’d want some head idk if they allow that

[Daniel @baseddaniel]

Nobody thinks you’re a villain, we think you’re a bitch

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Super Godzilla | SNES - 1993

[Leroi ✊🏿🔻 @InDaFlesh07]

this nigga tuff as fuck

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Most people don't know this, but Salvador Dalí built his entire career on tapping into his unconscious mind on purpose.

Dalí's most famous trick was a micro-nap he called "slumber with a key." He'd sit in a heavy Spanish-style armchair, head tilted back against the leather, both arms hanging completely limp off the armrests, and in his left hand he'd hold a heavy metal key pinched lightly between his thumb and forefinger.

Directly under that hand, on the floor, he'd place an upside-down plate. He'd then let himself drift into sleep. The instant he actually fell asleep, his muscles would go slack, the key would slip out of his fingers, hit the upside-down plate, and the clang would jolt him awake.

The whole nap was meant to last less than a quarter of a second. He called that half-second window the "taut and invisible wire which separates sleeping from waking," and he'd immediately sketch the hallucinations he saw in that flash.

The melting clocks, the elephants on stilts, the burning giraffes, a lot of that came straight out of those quarter-second naps. He picked the trick up from Capuchin monks and wrote it down as one of his "50 Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship."

[iroh (and bumi) @irohthecat]

the vet was very pleased by how handsome i am and how luxurious my coat is

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u