MsTeraGlee

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The worst feeling on a workday morning is finding out the SharePoint sites you administer cannot see the SQL database farm.

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I'm about to have an Amazing Aloha from Jollibee. I hope my stomach can handle it!

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I think I'll take a long trip on an empty train to find my sanity.

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I wonder what happened to all the purple people I used to know...

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Attn: Stupid people. When dining at a restaurant, do NOT wear perfume/cologne! It interferes with other people's dining experience! Bitches!

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I hate riding in crowded commuter trains, and I especially hate it when fools step into the train, and then (cont) http://tl.gd/62903f

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This Halloween I'm going to dress up as a flamboyant gay Jesus Christ.

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With Christmas fast approaching, I'm concerned about all the homeless people. Are they gonna get in my fkin' way while I shop for presents?

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Sex. Whoa, you found my tweet because you searched "sex". You horny mutha!