Smitty

Screenwriter.
Pizza and dog lover.
Laker/Yankee/Fantasy Football fan.

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Screenwriting is 10% writing and 90% trying to figure out how to describe someone walking into a damn room in a more sophisticated way.

#screenwriting #amwriting #writingcommunity

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#writing #screenwriting #writingcommunity #filmwriter #comedy

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Never submitting a script of mine into the @Screenplay_LA contest ever again.

Waited all day for results and it's now midnight. They obviously don't care about the writers who bust their asses on their scripts for months and make them wait. UPDATE THE WRITERS! EMAIL!

Unreal...

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Never submitting a script of mine into the @Screenplay_LA contest ever again.

Waited all day for results and it's now midnight. They obviously don't care about the writers who bust their asses on their scripts for months and make them wait. UPDATE THE WRITERS! EMAIL!

Unreal...

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Any other screenwriters get restless when it's nearly 10pm and contest results aren't posted yet?

Like... what is happening?

#screenwriting #filmwriting #writer #writingcommunity #amwriting

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Sooo @NetworkISA offers feedback notes that are reasonably priced -- but I'd have to wait 90 days for it?!?

That's just wild.

#screenwriting #writingcommunity #writer #filmwriting

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Where do you other screenwriters go for feedback notes nowadays? I used WeScreenplay over the years and 90% of them were great. I don't want to spend money on a bad service.

#screenwriting #screenwriter #writingcommunity #writing #filmwriting #feedback #ISA #Stage32

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Where do you other screenwriters go for feedback notes nowadays? I used WeScreenplay over the years and 90% of them were great. I don't want to spend money on a bad service.

#screenwriting #screenwriter #writingcommunity #writing #filmwriting #feedback #ISA #Stage32

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Hey @grok, who's the biggest celebrity to visit my profile?

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-Streamed his show for free on social media
-Gave away over $2 million to random fans
-Also gave away thousands of $ to different charities
-Was able to bring in superstars of ALL entertainment fields

Cheers to MANY more #BigNightAHT events, @PatMcAfeeShow!

🍻👏

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

One of the funniest scenes in all of movies ever made in history of movies being made.

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Adding this episode of #AccusedonFOX to the list of @kenjeong stuff to watch over the next few weeks for sure. Let's see how dramatic my man Ken can get! 👏

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

What’s going on with Grace? 😱

Stream Eugene’s story on #AccusedOnFOX on @hulu.

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If you ever wanted to see (and hear) @LilRel4 sing an old school 98 Degrees jam, then watch "I Love You Dad" on @hulu right now. 🤣

...a pretty solid dramedy flick by the way!

Kudos to @pattonoswalt, @JamesMorosini, and the rest of the cast! 👏

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Nikki Glaser with the best joke at the Tom Brady roast so far 🔥😂

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.@NikkiGlaser became the funniest person on the damn planet in my eyes tonight. What an incredibly hilarious set. That standing ovation was 100% well deserved! 👏

#TomBradyRoast @netflix

[Netflix @netflix]

WE'RE ROASTING TOM BRADY TONIGHT LIVE AT 5PM PT / 8PM ET https://t.co/rUQu5qNJst

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Bingewatching Celebrity Big Brother season 3 right now and man, if I needed to remind myself how much of a bad-ass @MieshaTate truly is, that DEFINITELY is happening.

(What a sweetheart of a human being too!)

🤘

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So incredibly happy for my man @RonKillings after not only overcoming his fear of ladders, but winning gold at #WrestleMania. That man deserved his moment tonight AND deserves an entire film written about him very, very soon. (I may know a guy for the job!)

Much love, Truth. 👏

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Was watching Good Burger 2 last night and uttered the words "I hope Kenan and Kel beat @LilRel4's ass right now!"

Never in a million years did I 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 think I'd say those words. 🤣

...𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙇𝙞𝙡 𝙍𝙚𝙡! 👏

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This is my excited self every time I randomly see the hilarious @LilRel4 in a flick I'm watching...

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Jets need to sign White Goodman for the job.

You got his number, @BenStiller? 🤔

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Can’t keep track of Jets quarterbacks. Doesn’t seem to matter.

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Seeing my man @RonKillings on @WWE programming again made my night a million times better!

One of the most talented (and hilarious) human beings on the planet, ladies and gents.

Welcome back, Truth! 👍

#ThatAintPG #SurvivorSeries

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I'm entirely shocked to hear about the passing of Matthew Perry. He gave myself and millions of others SO many laughs when we needed them the most. Chandler Bing was my favorite Friends character, mainly because he reminded me of myself. My heart hurts. 😔

#RIPMatthewPerry